note to self

tonight’s dinner is marinated anchovies by candlelight timeless

oh it’s a left ovary month those are rare

42 DEGREES IN GERMANY???????????

since every photo app is training their AI on all our photos anyway and nonconsesually recognizes and distinguishes the faces of everyone in my camera roll can they at LEAST add a useful feature where i’m allowed to choose a persons face and say “NEVER show me this person against my will” come on everyone has an ex or an opp that they don’t need to see every time they accidentally swipe or tap wrong

google safe search is so funny to me because i’m googling “penile urethra” and it doesn’t show up and then i google “raynauds” and it does. why do i need to blur images of fingers

yes my bougainvillea is literally five leaves right now but trust by next spring it will be cascading off my balcony

a disproportionate amount of my diet today has been mayonnaise

my professor is going to hell actually

i have literally been panting from anger all day

the baseline level of anger that i have been feeling all day today is just not healthy

my knee hurts and the city cut my water off bc of construction and my neck hurts and i have a final tomorrow AAAAAAAAAA

selfharmingly longing for america lately

my worst character trait is my inability to speak spanish

piano is in my soul i can’t wait to get a piano when i live somewhere where it makes sense

ashton kutcher would make an incredible joker

wait i’m hot i think maybe all i needed to do was get a little drunk but i remembered im hot