KarenDaisy

Wisest words of this century

This is the realist shit ever spoke

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

honestly thank god im not white

This is tragic

why the fuck do you have to assume someone white made this there are no clues as to the ethnicity of the family involved in this food mess. 

we’re white

oh my GOODNESS

I wasn’t ready

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

“Dog you’re so dirty do you never bathe?!”

“Fine, I’ll do it for you”

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

This is my favourite baroque painting

*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*