Slowfi’s Blog

I have been trying to find this clip of Kirk dancing EVERYWHERE does any body know where it’s from 😭

credit to kirkhammettsgirl on TikTok

I just watched the kill ‘em all podcast and these pictures literally made my day!

The highlight for me was hearing about how whenever someone would pass out on the floor, the band would put chairs on top of them so that when they’d wake up they’d just be caught in a mess.

It was so cute hearing about how James passed out and when he woke up, Kirk asked him why he had a mark on his face and James replied saying “I used the arm chair as a pillow” or something along the lines of that 😭

Apparently it’s an interview with Kirk in the 90s or something? Can anyone confirm before I faint (again) ?

Let me know

Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it

And we start real slow

You just put your lips together

And you come real close

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby

Here we go

Look, I'm bettin' you like people

And I'm bettin' you love freak mode

And I'm bettin' you like girls

That give love to girls and stroke your little ego

I bet you I'm guilty, your honor

That's just how we live in my genre

Who in the hell done paved the road wider?

There's only one Flo and one Rida

I'm a damn shame, order more champagne

Pull a damn hamstring tryna put it on ya

Let your lips spin back around corner

Slow it down, baby, take a little longer

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby

Let me know

Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it

And we start real slow

You just put your lips together

And you come real close

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby

Here we go (hey)

Whistle baby, whistle baby (hey)

Whistle baby, whistle baby (hey)

Whistle baby, whistle baby (hey)

Whistle baby, whistle baby

It's like everywhere I go, my whistle ready to blow

Shawty don't even know, she can get any for the low

Told me she's not a pro, it's okay, it's under control

Show me soprano 'cause, girl, you can handle

Baby, we start slow then you come up and park close

Girl, I'm the whistle man, my Bugatti the same notes

Show me your perfect pitch, you got it, my banjo

Talented with your lips like you blew out a candle

So amusing (amusing)

Now you can make a whistle with the music (music)

Hope you ain't got no issues, you can do it (do it)

Even if it's no picture, never lose it (lose it)

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby

Let me know

Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it

And we start real slow

You just put your lips together

And you come real close

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby

Here we go (hey)

Whistle baby, whistle baby (hey)

Whistle baby, whistle baby

Whistle baby, whistle baby

Whistle baby, whistle baby

Go on, girl, you can twerk it

Let me see you whistle while you work it

I'ma lay back, don't stop it

'Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me

Now, shorty, let that whistle blow, oh-oh-oh

Yeah, baby, make that whistle blow, oh-oh

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby

Let me know

Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it

And we start real slow

You just put your lips together

And you come real close

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby

Here we go

You blow my whistle baby

Whistle baby, whistle baby

You blow my whistle baby

Whistle baby, whistle baby

You blow my whistle baby

Whistle baby, whistle baby

You blow my whistle baby

Whistle baby, whistle baby

this song has infiltrated my DMs, my for you page, my explore page, EVERYTHING. And now tumblr?

ITS KIRKS BIRTHDAY AAAAHHH

61 is not that big of a number 🙈

(When it comes to kirk, age truly is just a number)

WHY ARE KIRKS TOES CURLING UPWARDS?!

Is this like reverse horny?

Turned off?

Idk…

It just looks so funny 😭

AND WHY is James doing a 👉👈 with his feet.

I need a beach scene with them together like that

I wish.

I can already foresee it and they would totally play fight or playfully punch each other and laugh as they walk around and settle down☹️