One of the 7 Deadly Sins

"I can never get it tasting like my mom used to make" yeah, because your mom had a giant Costco-size bottle of a specific pre-mixed spice blend that was discontinued by its manufacturer in 1998 and spent your entire childhood putting it in every meal to use the stupid thing up faster – she doesn't know how to replicate it any more than you do.

The tragedy of culinary nostalgia is that most of the time, the flavours of your childhood aren't memories of lost secret recipes – they're the irreplicable accidents of folks tossing whatever happened to be cheap and available into the pot, and there are no recipes to recover because the people doing the cooking never knew them.

I drank all the tea. It was some of the best tea ever!

W- steal it I don't know but I need the money

I have placed a spell on your shop. If you help complete it all the money from the tea I drank will appear. To complete the spell put up a sign that say no angels allowed.

So that's definitely illegal. No, we don't discriminate, God was one of my first customers. Just give me the money or I'll send my loan shark after you

@offical-anime-demon, the coffee shop cannot fulfill your request because it is illegal. I know you have beef with the angels, but how would preventing them from entering the coffee shop affect anything? They'll just find another coffee shop. And @coffee-shop-offical would have a gazillion lawsuits. And everyone would lose in this situation.

I’m not sure how to answer your question. I didn’t create the spell. All I know is that all seven of the deadly sins have confirmed it works and it’s the only way I know to make money.

….what happened here and why was I summoned?

@smal5504 @zaziuszaza @jclikestodoodle @starlightluvstickling @popbot-kirameki @that-purple-freak even tho I'm not in America, I wish you all the best and safety from them :(

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damn alternate universe me sure be getting some

smut. It’s faster and easier to explain

they wouldn’t be sins if they were straight

FUCK YEAH GO CANADA!!!

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE

PRAISE BE TO CANADA BLESS THEIR HEARTS

screaming into the void. Reblog to join.

lemme bust my vocal cord

this post is gonna have 10k within the next year i swear

HAHA DIDN'T HAPPEN.

OBJECTION. I MEAN WITHIN A YEAR OF THE POST BEING POSTED, NOT IN THE YEAR OF 2025!

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