Wall-e Ps3 God

i grew up on Ratboygenius and Youtube Poops with storylines. “it would be so good if it was good” isn’t my vice it’s my philosophy.

on a date with bae and bae asked my favorite color and i said vloog and bae said that’s not real and i was dumbfounded but bae wouldn’t budge so i pulled out my vloog wallet but it wasn’t vloog anymore and bae laughed at me and i started naming vloog things and bae said they were other colors and then i started to remember them in those colors and then i couldn’t quite picture vloog anymore and i was freaking out and crying and bae said their fav is purple and i never heard of that but i looked up and there was purple stuff everywhere

when’s the next super bowl wardrobe malfunction happening?

mountain lions are actually not related to mountains at all. they hail from a seperate clade called “animalia” that contains creatures such as dung beetles and scarab beetles!

some of my strongest parasocial bonds are blogs on here i don’t remember following and have zero interests in common with

cloth mama luigi vs wire mama luigi

What Would Jesus Do if he was stuck behind 53 (he counted) Civil War reenacters in line at the deli

elementary schools will regularly huddle the whole school into the gym to watch a white guy do kendama tricks against bullying

guy who keeps his wallet in a different pocket than you do: yeah i think im gonna go kill people for no reason