NOT AFFILIATED WITH SLOP

Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY

I’m pretty sure the song goes “When you try your best but you don’t succeed.” Please don’t mess with an avid Coldplay fan, I’m sure I’m not the only one. Also, that picture of Texas doesn’t have to do with anything. God bless you.

drifted off briefly and had a dream which mentioned the concept of 'killing someone ascyter' in which 'ascyter' was an adjective meaning 'in concord with the landscape' hmmm

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

???????????????? u r insane

i really dont think this is gonna go the way u think it is 😭

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

dance yrself clean. then dance yrself clean again just to make sure. ocd soundsystem

she 🫪 on my 🫪 till i 🫪