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can never predict which of my posts is going to get popular. now everyone on tumblr knows i kicked a fish

if i worked for the xbox corporation i would suggest the new generation of xbox be called “the first xbox” “xbox gen 1” or “the original xbox”

shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity

this strategically placed landmine will allow me to easily dominate the dance dance revolution competition

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

mouse girl commercial airline pilot who gets on the intercom and says "this is your captain squeaking... we've just ahhh, reached our maximum cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, which is very high and scary for me because I'm a mouse"

this could have been a completely normal, nonsexual post about mousegirls with various careers, but u just had to go and ruin it by implicitly referencing an airplane

This what I mean when I say science writing is terrible and you need to actually go back to the academic publications themselves to get what’s going on