SlitZombie

I remember having a dream. I was at a university, but I was much younger, I had pigtails in my hair and I was wearing a green shirt. It was a cafeteria party with no lights but the windows had light coming in. For some reason. But it was dark. And my grandma came. With some kind of pancake thing. Now I was sitting around lot of my family and it made me not want to eat. So I declined to eat pakecakes when my mom offered. But then my grandma just put it on my plate anyway and I got so made I grabbed the pakecakes and tried ripping it off but it was too stuck onto the plate. So I threw the plate and ran out the building. I ran down stairs and got to the door and ran out, on my way out I saw Nevada-Tan, I looked at her, standing still and then kept running, I turned a corner and ended up at my old schools children playing area. And my whole family was chasing me. They got me and put me on a floating platform and send me back into the universe by air.

Somehow oddly enough I get called a girl alot and it cannot be good.... I need to man up. And so iv decided I will be bald, not wea a shirt, grow out my body hair and become jacked. I will cut off my eyelashes and I will skip leg day. I will only eat meat and I will eat it raw and I will smoke my pipe while reading newspaper on the toilet at work with my "have a nice poop" shirt. On.

I got a whole two litters of pepsi all to my self

Peeing

If I was a girl I wonder if I'd be flat