LONELY.

“As much as I hate your guts, we’ll die here if we don’t work together.”

“Let’s put our differences aside for now. There are bigger issues at hand.”

“Why must I stoop so low as to cooperate with the likes of you?”

“Looks like there’s someone else I hate more than you. Go figure.”

“Alright… I’ll help you, just this once.”

“Let’s get one thing straight here: I don’t like you.”

“This is a one time deal only.”

“Don’t get used to this. It won’t be happening again.”

“I’ll kill you later, when our lives aren’t in danger.”

“Look, we both want the same thing here.“

“Hey, I’m on your side this time!”

“It’s just a matter of overlooking our differences.”

“What do you say?… Truce?”

“Give it a break for once, this is more important!”

“I’ll take the left, you take the right– No arguing.”

“Stop yelling at me! I’m only trying to help!”

“Ugh! I hate having to work with you!”

“I’ll be glad to be rid of you once this is all over.”

“’Hate’ is a strong word… let’s settle for a ‘great disliking of’.”

“I don’t want to do this as much as you do… but we have to.”

“If you want to make it through this, you’re gonna have to trust me!”

“How can I trust you when not only five minutes ago you were trying to kill me?!”

“I can’t take your sass. I’m calling this alliance off prematurely.”

“Please, for once in your life, just listen to me! We’re all in danger!”

“I don’t like you, but this is for the greater good.”

“It’s either us or them, and quite frankly, I could kick your ass any day of the week.”

“As much as I’d hate to admit it, we’d be powerless on our own against them.”

“Just because I’m helping you doesn’t mean we’re friends.”

“Don’t even think about calling me your friend. We’re not. End of story.”

“Just this once, I’ll help… For a price.”

“If I’m going to team up with you, I want something worth while out of it.”

“I can’t wait til this is over… Then we can go back to killing/hating each other.”

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“Forget it, I’ll do it…” Grabbing the mop, she ducked past him, going into the back and running a bucket of hot soapy water to clean the soda that Steven had dumped off of the floor. Sometimes it was easier just to do things yourself rather than argue with Lars, and today was one of those times.

“Watch the counter.”

he doesn’t bother to thank her for doing what he supposes is technically his job; he’d rather just sit at the counter and take advantage of the fact that they were rarely busy. his headphones are pulled on before he’s even fully sitting down, and he spends the next few minutes drumming on the counter, opening his eyes every so often to make sure no one’s coming in.

❝ Uhg! Listen, PAL–  ❞

Hands trembled slightly as her fingers curled against the countertop, shooting the cashier a decidedly livid scowl. And it wasn’t as if she’d already been in a bad mood– actually, Ava had been in a surprisingly GOOD mood up until the moment she’d received insolence in exchange for a meek request. There was a time she might have taken it, keeping her mouth shut in favour of standing up to him, but Ava was tired of letting herself be treated like dirt. Her complexion flushed as she leaned in toward the rude employee, the whites of her eyes tinged with yellow.

he leans back, slight irritation blooming into full anger at being called out. people rarely argue with him; everyone who comes to the big donut expects his attitude and prepares accordingly. he prefers every instance where the customer comes in, rolls their eyes, and leaves within three minutes. 

❝ its all fun and games until its not that anymore ❞

❝ i grow more powerful every day and by powerful i mean sad ❞

❝ only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful ❞

❝ if theres one thing i dont know about its everything ❞

❝ heres some general life advice, when the sun hits the ground find somewhere to hide ❞

❝ surfs up. hail satan ❞

❝ after 13 long years congress approved a bill that will finally let the bodies hit the floor ❞

❝ hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever ❞

❝ in a way aren’t we all responsible for my actions ❞

❝ some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense ❞

❝ if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance ❞

❝ i may be dumb as hell but i am also insanely stupid ❞

❝ take every thing you own and throw it into the ocean who cares ❞

❝ you know the old saying, boys will be trash ❞

❝ one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa ❞

❝ if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted ❞

❝ lets forget about the bodies for a second. what do you really want to let hit the floor? your feelings perhaps? ❞

❝ i’ve seen a lot of things in my time, which i blame on me leaving my eyes open. things got a lot better once i decided to just close them ❞

❝ learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit ❞

❝ there are few things in life that can’t be achieved with occult dark magic ❞

❝ how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen ❞

❝ halloween is forever bitch ❞

❝ who are the real criminals, me who does the crimes or the people who hurt my feelings all the time ❞

❝ looks like things are always happening once again ❞

❝ i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing ❞

❝ im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times ❞

❝ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead ❞

❝ tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i’ve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it ❞

❝ i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch ❞

❝ i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one ❞

❝ piles of uneaten candy will signal im dead ❞

❝ the hairless rat is not a new species, merely a result of my failed scam of shaving rats and selling the hair back to them at a high price ❞

❝ we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it ❞

❝ sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us ❞

❝ yeah yeah blame the guy whos dna matches with the dna found at the crime scene. surprise surprise ❞

❝ for as long as i can remember i have been able to remember things, maybe even before that ❞

❝ yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both ‘handsome’ and ‘radiant’, too bad i got hit by that car ❞

❝ stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in ❞

❝ blood moon, very cool to see. and whats the sun doing again? the same regular thing for the millionth time? what a load of worthless trash ❞

❝ if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on ❞

❝ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news ❞

❝ i’ll go in whatever direction the wind takes me, and if i am too heavy for wind to move me around i will probably just lay down and die here ❞

❝ i’ve said it before and i will say it again, i think people should give me hundreds of dollars and feel good about doing it ❞

❝ wow, i’ve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. i’ve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever ❞

❝ stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons ❞

❝ dont betray me and act surprised when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies ❞

❝ blood is just nature’s red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once ❞

❝ reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic ❞

❝ if anyone needs me i will be laying face down on the ocean floor ❞