I Think I Will Create Here

@nkjemisin 👀👀👀

if capitalism didn’t exist what would your dream job be. btw if you say something like ‘engineer’ i’ll kill you

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

It’s dangerous to tell kids the truth about this nation’s origins. Lol, amazing

Meanwhile, I wear full glass armor and with the right perks, nobody hears a thing

I was thinking about how in video games “temple” is basically a word for “building with lots of pillars that has loot in it” and then I was like “haha what if there was a post apocalyptic game where you just looted megachurches” and wAIT GOOD IDEA ACTUALLY

These pictures all make my head hurt, but I DO kinda feel like you could fight cultists and/or eldritch abominations there? Or at least a Beholder or something.

Or worse, Christians, which is the last thing we need right now.

I always figured shopping malls would be the post-apocalyptic dungeons\temples. Lots of loot. Strange winding arcades with weird multi-level foreshadowing opportunities. And the parking structures? Oh my god. Think of the possibilities.

Why not both

There is no loot in them hoes, all that money gets whisked away in armored trucks and stored in the caymans…

I SCREAMED

it’s so cursed that you can chaotically stack files like that on IOS

^^^reason number 8 million why iOS sucks