the pity party

This kind of crap is what I want future/alien societies to find and try to use to explain what life in this time period was like

“Uh, and here we have a…. a…. small organic life form, dressed in disguise, as it engages the other creature in a complex social dance. Perhaps it is seeking information… or simply, companionship…”

Octobers pretty sweet tbh you can see who posts skeleton war memes and block them instantly

How dare they treat the War as a meme. A simple meme. An internet fad, a joke. How dare they. This is War, m'boy. Skeletons have died for this cause…so they could fight…and win! So you can laugh. You can block us. You can turn away while the overwhelming power of fuckboys rears its ugly head and challenges my fellow skeletons to battle…but you…you cannot…take away…our pride.

I have been blessed by the “everybody knows shit fuck” dance

waiter: do u want soup or salad ? me: whichever is easier for u