I bet David and Yuna have a bet going on whenever the boys stay over in their house for the night on whether or not they do naughty things.
Yuna at the beginning is like 'urgh David not our shane, not under our roof' đđ and David will just smile with a cheeky twinkle in his eye with a 'sure dear so 20 dollars?' 'You're on!'
The bed in their son's childhood room is heard creaking very lightly at 11 pm and Yuna is the first to notice. She glances the sleeping man next to her hoping that he's fast asleep, but a heavy arm drapes across her waist pulling her into the warmth of her husband.
He sleepily murmers, "I think this is round 2 actually." And she feels her cheeks burning.
"Oh my god David, how do you even know that?"
"I know my sons"
"Ew that sounds so wrong"
"My love, they've been together for nearly 15 years now. Surely you know they're having sex with each other."
"I know that! I just.... I don't need to hear my literal child having sex!"
"Well, he's an adult who has a husband he's happily married to and they'reboth in their prime years of life while they play a physically straining game for a living...i would suggest you use your ear plugs. But then again, They're not even being that loud"
"David!" Yuna hisses, giving his arm a slap which results in David chuckling.
"Want me to distract you darling?" He says rubbing her stomach and pressing a gentle kiss to the top of her shoulder
"David I swear to god!"
"uh huh, then you better be quiet and let me take care of you"
And David is anything if not efficient. Yuna needs to press a pillow to her face in order to not moan outloud as her thighs shake.
Down the hallway, shane has had to stuff his mouth with a pair of (clean!) Underwear while ilya fucks him cause he will not have his mother finding out the noises he makes in bed!
Yuna pretends to not notice purple spot on her son's stomach as his shirt rides up while he's trying to get flour out of the top cabinet and ilya can barely suppress the smirk growing on his face as he notices a hickey at the base of Yuna's throat that he's certain wasn't there yesterday.
Ahh the horny hollanders agenda stays strong đŞ đ














