I love having guy roommates because i won’t see one of them for a few days and i have no idea if it’s because they went on a trip, have a secret partner, or are lying dead in a ditch somewhere

Baseball is about living in the moment. 162 regular season games means 162 opportunities to sit and enjoy a sport for 2-3 hrs. The reason it’s America’s past time is because people would sit and listen for hours just enjoying themselves and living in the moment.

Driving over the rumble strips on the highway just to feel something

WDYM i can only have ONE favorite person??? There’s 8 billion of you fuckers out there. There’s absolutely no difference between having ONE best friend and ONE HUNDRED best friends.

Gosh representation is so important. Ted lasso made a conversation with my dad about “caring” about queer people so much easier

Idk i just thought that after coming out to my dad he’d start knowing the proper letters and order of lgbtqia+ like

I actually identify as a jumblefuck

Gosh stranger things is so funny when they have all the folks in the same room. Like some poor AD had to wrangle 15 actors of wildly different ages and get them to sit in specific spots and then they also do close up shots on like every actor. Like that had to be day(s) of shooting for like a 5 minute scene

Stranger things is funny cus it’s a bunch of nerds who are like “um i have a theory” and then all of the other folks are like “i hate it but i guess it’s true” and then someone is like “i have a plan” and the other folks are like “i hate it but let’s do it” and then they like save the world

What’s the point of being whimsical if there’s no one around to see it?

There are two wolves. One wants my tattoos to be secret and personal while the other wants everyone to see them and compliment them all the time

Powerball surpassing 1 billion twice in three months is not the sign of a good economy

I don’t understand how people can critically look at the world humans have created for ourselves and not think that capitalism is an inherently flawed system that oppresses the masses for the benefits of a select few

I don’t understand why people are afraid of cockroaches. Like the odds of timothee chalamet killing you are way higher than a cockroach and y’all aren’t scared of that guy