Creature Slenderman

I didn't realise how much paperwork I'd been putting off... I HAVE 200 PAGES. HELPP???

Collect my pages.

Hound is attempting to climb a tree to get a better lay of the land.

What are you doing..?

trying to figure out where the fuck I am

Good luck with that. This place is a maze.

Have you seen an idiot run through here chasing a deer?

Y’know. That. Where’s your eyes?

Hound is attempting to climb a tree to get a better lay of the land.

What are you doing..?

trying to figure out where the fuck I am

Good luck with that. This place is a maze.

Have you seen an idiot run through here chasing a deer?

Hound is attempting to climb a tree to get a better lay of the land.

What are you doing..?

trying to figure out where the fuck I am

Good luck with that. This place is a maze.

Have you seen an idiot run through here chasing a deer?

Hound is attempting to climb a tree to get a better lay of the land.

What are you doing..?

trying to figure out where the fuck I am

Good luck with that. This place is a maze.

Hound is attempting to climb a tree to get a better lay of the land.

What are you doing..?

OOC all lore in the game is canon lore. :3

HOLY MUFFINS

OH MY GOD

JESTER!?!?!

JESTIE WHAT.

OGHHHJHHH MY GODNGD

WJAT

hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?

Bad news police chief

name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident

...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!

I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest

@discourse-slenderman

Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders

ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government

No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.

well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in

just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.

watch me

Yeah. Im watching.

Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?

Is that a threat?

Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.

you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.

I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.

you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.

Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...

You know, that's quite rude.

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?

RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?

I DONT KNOW IM MAD

I think you need a time out.

SHUT UP

No thank you.

BITCH

I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.

I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH

JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM

...what?

Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]

All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.

yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that

Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.

yeah. the police academy. no one else

Guess I know what to get rid of.

If thats a threat to you then perhaps you arent as all powerful as you seem to believe.

its not a threat to me but I just don't want that to happen. how would we get more cops

You wouldn't.

but we need cops!

What for? I've never had a cop step foot in my part of the forest and I am thriving.

What criminals?

I call those dinner.

...fair enough I suppose

Besides, who even decided what the law is? All slenders abide by their own codes and manage their own territories.

well the police academy is trying to spread its jurisdiction to all territory

hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?

Bad news police chief

name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident

...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!

I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest

@discourse-slenderman

Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders

ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government

No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.

well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in

just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.

watch me

Yeah. Im watching.

Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?

Is that a threat?

Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.

you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.

I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.

you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.

Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...

You know, that's quite rude.

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?

RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?

I DONT KNOW IM MAD

I think you need a time out.

SHUT UP

No thank you.

BITCH

I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.

I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH

JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM

...what?

Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]

All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.

yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that

Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.

yeah. the police academy. no one else

Guess I know what to get rid of.

If thats a threat to you then perhaps you arent as all powerful as you seem to believe.

its not a threat to me but I just don't want that to happen. how would we get more cops

You wouldn't.

but we need cops!

What for? I've never had a cop step foot in my part of the forest and I am thriving.

What criminals?

I call those dinner.

...fair enough I suppose

Besides, who even decided what the law is? All slenders abide by their own codes and manage their own territories.

hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?

Bad news police chief

name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident

...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!

I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest

@discourse-slenderman

Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders

ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government

No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.

well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in

just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.

watch me

Yeah. Im watching.

Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?

Is that a threat?

Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.

you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.

I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.

you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.

Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...

You know, that's quite rude.

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?

RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?

I DONT KNOW IM MAD

I think you need a time out.

SHUT UP

No thank you.

BITCH

I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.

I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH

JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM

...what?

Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]

All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.

yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that

Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.

yeah. the police academy. no one else

Guess I know what to get rid of.

If thats a threat to you then perhaps you arent as all powerful as you seem to believe.

its not a threat to me but I just don't want that to happen. how would we get more cops

You wouldn't.

but we need cops!

What for? I've never had a cop step foot in my part of the forest and I am thriving.

What criminals?

I call those dinner.

hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?

Bad news police chief

name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident

...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!

I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest

@discourse-slenderman

Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders

ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government

No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.

well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in

just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.

watch me

Yeah. Im watching.

Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?

Is that a threat?

Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.

you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.

I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.

you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.

Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...

You know, that's quite rude.

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?

RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?

I DONT KNOW IM MAD

I think you need a time out.

SHUT UP

No thank you.

BITCH

I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.

I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH

JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM

...what?

Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]

All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.

yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that

Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.

yeah. the police academy. no one else

Guess I know what to get rid of.

If thats a threat to you then perhaps you arent as all powerful as you seem to believe.

its not a threat to me but I just don't want that to happen. how would we get more cops

You wouldn't.

but we need cops!

What for? I've never had a cop step foot in my part of the forest and I am thriving.

What criminals?

hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?

Bad news police chief

name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident

...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!

I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest

@discourse-slenderman

Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders

ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government

No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.

well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in

just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.

watch me

Yeah. Im watching.

Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?

Is that a threat?

Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.

you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.

I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.

you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.

Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...

You know, that's quite rude.

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?

RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?

I DONT KNOW IM MAD

I think you need a time out.

SHUT UP

No thank you.

BITCH

I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.

I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH

JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM

...what?

Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]

All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.

yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that

Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.

yeah. the police academy. no one else

Guess I know what to get rid of.

If thats a threat to you then perhaps you arent as all powerful as you seem to believe.

its not a threat to me but I just don't want that to happen. how would we get more cops

You wouldn't.

but we need cops!

What for? I've never had a cop step foot in my part of the forest and I am thriving.

hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?

Bad news police chief

name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident

...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!

I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest

@discourse-slenderman

Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders

ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government

No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.

well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in

just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.

watch me

Yeah. Im watching.

Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?

Is that a threat?

Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.

you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.

I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.

you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.

Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...

You know, that's quite rude.

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?

RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?

I DONT KNOW IM MAD

I think you need a time out.

SHUT UP

No thank you.

BITCH

I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.

I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH

JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM

...what?

Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]

All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.

yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that

Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.

yeah. the police academy. no one else

Guess I know what to get rid of.

If thats a threat to you then perhaps you arent as all powerful as you seem to believe.

its not a threat to me but I just don't want that to happen. how would we get more cops

You wouldn't.

hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?

Bad news police chief

name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident

...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!

I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest

@discourse-slenderman

Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders

ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government

No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.

well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in

just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.

watch me