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Hound is attempting to climb a tree to get a better lay of the land.
What are you doing..?
trying to figure out where the fuck I am
Good luck with that. This place is a maze.
Thanks
They are clearly stuck in the tree, but don’t look like they’ll bring it up.
Have you seen an idiot run through here chasing a deer?
No? Why would I have seen that?
…Also why’s your face… like that?
Like what?
And because I'm looking for an idiot chasing a deer.
Y’know. That. Where’s your eyes?
*It lifts three of its tendrils, each with an eye on the end. The fourth tendril has clearly had the end of it ripped off, though its long since scarred over.*
Most slenders don't have visible eyes on their face.
Hound is attempting to climb a tree to get a better lay of the land.
What are you doing..?
trying to figure out where the fuck I am
Good luck with that. This place is a maze.
Thanks
They are clearly stuck in the tree, but don’t look like they’ll bring it up.
Have you seen an idiot run through here chasing a deer?
No? Why would I have seen that?
…Also why’s your face… like that?
Like what?
And because I'm looking for an idiot chasing a deer.
Hound is attempting to climb a tree to get a better lay of the land.
What are you doing..?
trying to figure out where the fuck I am
Good luck with that. This place is a maze.
Thanks
They are clearly stuck in the tree, but don’t look like they’ll bring it up.
Have you seen an idiot run through here chasing a deer?
Hound is attempting to climb a tree to get a better lay of the land.
What are you doing..?
trying to figure out where the fuck I am
Good luck with that. This place is a maze.

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Hound is attempting to climb a tree to get a better lay of the land.
What are you doing..?
I have discovered an unfinished poll series, and there is little I like more than an incomplete data set.
Please let me know if you wish to be included in my remake of the "best slenderblog tournament". You have one week to volunteer for this data collection opportunity.
Salutations Creature,
We would be most delighted to cordially invite you to a socially-fueled congregation within our residence. A masquerade ball, as it shall be, with sustenance of food and beverage bestowed upon our guests, from the thirtieth day of August to the first day of September. Do not be pressured to employ fanciful or formal mannerisms, we wish only to acquaint ourselves with people, not the masks they wear. As for dress, dress however you feel is most fitting for such a gathering.
In addition to the statement above, do take note that any behavior deemed as disruptive to the enjoyment and safety of those attending this function will not be tolerated. By the hosts' direction, unsavory guests will be escorted out; be warned that any resistance and/or failure to comply to this order will be met with the appropriate action(s). Thank you for your cooperation. We have hope that you will join us and thoroughly take advantage of the delights we have to offer at this event. May we see you soon.
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No.
DEMO!!!!
I have finished the Demo for 'Tea time with Pink' so...that is now available! :D (Can be found on here)
It's pretty short compared, but it IS a demo, changes will be made and more fun stuff will happen in the final version, but...a treat with some fun easter eggs and new/added lore for a few months back :3
(For a lil context not mentioned...the game is set back a few months of irl lore, prior to Pink and Icelandic's courtship, but after Aspen and Frost hatching.)
I am a wee bit excited since this is the first demo I've made...
OOC all lore in the game is canon lore. :3
HOLY MUFFINS
OH MY GOD
JESTER!?!?!
JESTIE WHAT.
OGHHHJHHH MY GODNGD
hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?
Bad news police chief
name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident
Do. You want like. An itemized list??? I think we're gonna be here a while
{ooc, gonna make these fictional to avoid triggers but if you do want an actual irl list I can do that as well}
that fire spreading was an accident, like I said before
We just get busy sometimes and forget
You can always just make new pages
we're allowed to do that. that's why we're police
Whether or not the fire spreading was an accident, it was horribly unnecessary and reckless
That's, not a good excuse. Some slenders could die if left in the sun that long. I would
It's destruction of personal (and meaningful) property
And you wonder why slenders say ACAB
...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!
I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest
@discourse-slenderman
Well, folks! Who’s right?
The self righteous police officer with no regards to slender life or property and a reputation for being the consistent source of “accidents”?
or!
Mx aroorchid here?
I just have to say..
man, those criminals commit horrendous deeds, so why don’t we commit horrendous deeds right back amiright? Is that what you’re saying chief?
For an officer, you sure seem to like committing crime
Excuses, excuses and more excuses probably coming up soon if you ask me!
Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders
ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government
No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.
well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in
what. how does that even work. I am quite literally doing a cops job but better. And for free.
how many handcuffs do you even have
8562 pairs
and if you're not working for the government then you're a vigilante. which is illegal
just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.
watch me
Yeah. Im watching.
*chief pulls out two pairs of handcuffs, and slowly approaches.*
dont make this too difficult...
Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?
Is that a threat?
Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.
you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.
I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.
...how DARE you?
You are beneath me. EVERYONE is beneath me!
Just because you do some BULLSHIT "hero" work doesn't mean you're not just as WORTHLESS as everyone else!
you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.
You know what? fuck being peaceful.
*with zero hesitation, chief pulls out a gun and begins to shoot with reckless abandon*
Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...
SHUT UP DONT PATRONIZE ME
*chief attempts to shoot at creature*
You know, that's quite rude.
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?
RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?
I DONT KNOW IM MAD
I think you need a time out.
SHUT UP
No thank you.
I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.
I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM >:D
cal when- nevermind
JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM
ah that's gotta suck im sorry man
must be why you have so many problems
...what?
Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]
Hey
I'm not a piece of [redacted]
All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.
yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that
Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.
yeah. the police academy. no one else
Guess I know what to get rid of.
wait what
no
dont do that
If thats a threat to you then perhaps you arent as all powerful as you seem to believe.
its not a threat to me but I just don't want that to happen. how would we get more cops
You wouldn't.
but we need cops!
What for? I've never had a cop step foot in my part of the forest and I am thriving.
wh
wait
but
who gets rid of the criminals?
What criminals?
yknow
trespassers, thieves, etc?
I call those dinner.
...fair enough I suppose
Besides, who even decided what the law is? All slenders abide by their own codes and manage their own territories.
well the police academy is trying to spread its jurisdiction to all territory
Hah! I'd like to see you survive in my territory.
Having said that... intruders are my dinner. You and your police friends have not been welcomed. Know this.

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hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?
Bad news police chief
name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident
Do. You want like. An itemized list??? I think we're gonna be here a while
{ooc, gonna make these fictional to avoid triggers but if you do want an actual irl list I can do that as well}
that fire spreading was an accident, like I said before
We just get busy sometimes and forget
You can always just make new pages
we're allowed to do that. that's why we're police
Whether or not the fire spreading was an accident, it was horribly unnecessary and reckless
That's, not a good excuse. Some slenders could die if left in the sun that long. I would
It's destruction of personal (and meaningful) property
And you wonder why slenders say ACAB
...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!
I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest
@discourse-slenderman
Well, folks! Who’s right?
The self righteous police officer with no regards to slender life or property and a reputation for being the consistent source of “accidents”?
or!
Mx aroorchid here?
I just have to say..
man, those criminals commit horrendous deeds, so why don’t we commit horrendous deeds right back amiright? Is that what you’re saying chief?
For an officer, you sure seem to like committing crime
Excuses, excuses and more excuses probably coming up soon if you ask me!
Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders
ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government
No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.
well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in
what. how does that even work. I am quite literally doing a cops job but better. And for free.
how many handcuffs do you even have
8562 pairs
and if you're not working for the government then you're a vigilante. which is illegal
just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.
watch me
Yeah. Im watching.
*chief pulls out two pairs of handcuffs, and slowly approaches.*
dont make this too difficult...
Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?
Is that a threat?
Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.
you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.
I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.
...how DARE you?
You are beneath me. EVERYONE is beneath me!
Just because you do some BULLSHIT "hero" work doesn't mean you're not just as WORTHLESS as everyone else!
you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.
You know what? fuck being peaceful.
*with zero hesitation, chief pulls out a gun and begins to shoot with reckless abandon*
Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...
SHUT UP DONT PATRONIZE ME
*chief attempts to shoot at creature*
You know, that's quite rude.
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?
RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?
I DONT KNOW IM MAD
I think you need a time out.
SHUT UP
No thank you.
I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.
I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM >:D
cal when- nevermind
JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM
ah that's gotta suck im sorry man
must be why you have so many problems
...what?
Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]
Hey
I'm not a piece of [redacted]
All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.
yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that
Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.
yeah. the police academy. no one else
Guess I know what to get rid of.
wait what
no
dont do that
If thats a threat to you then perhaps you arent as all powerful as you seem to believe.
its not a threat to me but I just don't want that to happen. how would we get more cops
You wouldn't.
but we need cops!
What for? I've never had a cop step foot in my part of the forest and I am thriving.
wh
wait
but
who gets rid of the criminals?
What criminals?
yknow
trespassers, thieves, etc?
I call those dinner.
...fair enough I suppose
Besides, who even decided what the law is? All slenders abide by their own codes and manage their own territories.
hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?
Bad news police chief
name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident
Do. You want like. An itemized list??? I think we're gonna be here a while
{ooc, gonna make these fictional to avoid triggers but if you do want an actual irl list I can do that as well}
that fire spreading was an accident, like I said before
We just get busy sometimes and forget
You can always just make new pages
we're allowed to do that. that's why we're police
Whether or not the fire spreading was an accident, it was horribly unnecessary and reckless
That's, not a good excuse. Some slenders could die if left in the sun that long. I would
It's destruction of personal (and meaningful) property
And you wonder why slenders say ACAB
...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!
I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest
@discourse-slenderman
Well, folks! Who’s right?
The self righteous police officer with no regards to slender life or property and a reputation for being the consistent source of “accidents”?
or!
Mx aroorchid here?
I just have to say..
man, those criminals commit horrendous deeds, so why don’t we commit horrendous deeds right back amiright? Is that what you’re saying chief?
For an officer, you sure seem to like committing crime
Excuses, excuses and more excuses probably coming up soon if you ask me!
Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders
ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government
No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.
well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in
what. how does that even work. I am quite literally doing a cops job but better. And for free.
how many handcuffs do you even have
8562 pairs
and if you're not working for the government then you're a vigilante. which is illegal
just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.
watch me
Yeah. Im watching.
*chief pulls out two pairs of handcuffs, and slowly approaches.*
dont make this too difficult...
Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?
Is that a threat?
Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.
you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.
I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.
...how DARE you?
You are beneath me. EVERYONE is beneath me!
Just because you do some BULLSHIT "hero" work doesn't mean you're not just as WORTHLESS as everyone else!
you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.
You know what? fuck being peaceful.
*with zero hesitation, chief pulls out a gun and begins to shoot with reckless abandon*
Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...
SHUT UP DONT PATRONIZE ME
*chief attempts to shoot at creature*
You know, that's quite rude.
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?
RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?
I DONT KNOW IM MAD
I think you need a time out.
SHUT UP
No thank you.
I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.
I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM >:D
cal when- nevermind
JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM
ah that's gotta suck im sorry man
must be why you have so many problems
...what?
Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]
Hey
I'm not a piece of [redacted]
All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.
yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that
Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.
yeah. the police academy. no one else
Guess I know what to get rid of.
wait what
no
dont do that
If thats a threat to you then perhaps you arent as all powerful as you seem to believe.
its not a threat to me but I just don't want that to happen. how would we get more cops
You wouldn't.
but we need cops!
What for? I've never had a cop step foot in my part of the forest and I am thriving.
wh
wait
but
who gets rid of the criminals?
What criminals?
yknow
trespassers, thieves, etc?
I call those dinner.
hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?
Bad news police chief
name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident
Do. You want like. An itemized list??? I think we're gonna be here a while
{ooc, gonna make these fictional to avoid triggers but if you do want an actual irl list I can do that as well}
that fire spreading was an accident, like I said before
We just get busy sometimes and forget
You can always just make new pages
we're allowed to do that. that's why we're police
Whether or not the fire spreading was an accident, it was horribly unnecessary and reckless
That's, not a good excuse. Some slenders could die if left in the sun that long. I would
It's destruction of personal (and meaningful) property
And you wonder why slenders say ACAB
...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!
I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest
@discourse-slenderman
Well, folks! Who’s right?
The self righteous police officer with no regards to slender life or property and a reputation for being the consistent source of “accidents”?
or!
Mx aroorchid here?
I just have to say..
man, those criminals commit horrendous deeds, so why don’t we commit horrendous deeds right back amiright? Is that what you’re saying chief?
For an officer, you sure seem to like committing crime
Excuses, excuses and more excuses probably coming up soon if you ask me!
Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders
ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government
No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.
well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in
what. how does that even work. I am quite literally doing a cops job but better. And for free.
how many handcuffs do you even have
8562 pairs
and if you're not working for the government then you're a vigilante. which is illegal
just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.
watch me
Yeah. Im watching.
*chief pulls out two pairs of handcuffs, and slowly approaches.*
dont make this too difficult...
Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?
Is that a threat?
Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.
you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.
I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.
...how DARE you?
You are beneath me. EVERYONE is beneath me!
Just because you do some BULLSHIT "hero" work doesn't mean you're not just as WORTHLESS as everyone else!
you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.
You know what? fuck being peaceful.
*with zero hesitation, chief pulls out a gun and begins to shoot with reckless abandon*
Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...
SHUT UP DONT PATRONIZE ME
*chief attempts to shoot at creature*
You know, that's quite rude.
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?
RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?
I DONT KNOW IM MAD
I think you need a time out.
SHUT UP
No thank you.
I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.
I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM >:D
cal when- nevermind
JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM
ah that's gotta suck im sorry man
must be why you have so many problems
...what?
Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]
Hey
I'm not a piece of [redacted]
All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.
yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that
Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.
yeah. the police academy. no one else
Guess I know what to get rid of.
wait what
no
dont do that
If thats a threat to you then perhaps you arent as all powerful as you seem to believe.
its not a threat to me but I just don't want that to happen. how would we get more cops
You wouldn't.
but we need cops!
What for? I've never had a cop step foot in my part of the forest and I am thriving.
wh
wait
but
who gets rid of the criminals?
What criminals?
hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?
Bad news police chief
name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident
Do. You want like. An itemized list??? I think we're gonna be here a while
{ooc, gonna make these fictional to avoid triggers but if you do want an actual irl list I can do that as well}
that fire spreading was an accident, like I said before
We just get busy sometimes and forget
You can always just make new pages
we're allowed to do that. that's why we're police
Whether or not the fire spreading was an accident, it was horribly unnecessary and reckless
That's, not a good excuse. Some slenders could die if left in the sun that long. I would
It's destruction of personal (and meaningful) property
And you wonder why slenders say ACAB
...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!
I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest
@discourse-slenderman
Well, folks! Who’s right?
The self righteous police officer with no regards to slender life or property and a reputation for being the consistent source of “accidents”?
or!
Mx aroorchid here?
I just have to say..
man, those criminals commit horrendous deeds, so why don’t we commit horrendous deeds right back amiright? Is that what you’re saying chief?
For an officer, you sure seem to like committing crime
Excuses, excuses and more excuses probably coming up soon if you ask me!
Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders
ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government
No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.
well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in
what. how does that even work. I am quite literally doing a cops job but better. And for free.
how many handcuffs do you even have
8562 pairs
and if you're not working for the government then you're a vigilante. which is illegal
just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.
watch me
Yeah. Im watching.
*chief pulls out two pairs of handcuffs, and slowly approaches.*
dont make this too difficult...
Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?
Is that a threat?
Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.
you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.
I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.
...how DARE you?
You are beneath me. EVERYONE is beneath me!
Just because you do some BULLSHIT "hero" work doesn't mean you're not just as WORTHLESS as everyone else!
you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.
You know what? fuck being peaceful.
*with zero hesitation, chief pulls out a gun and begins to shoot with reckless abandon*
Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...
SHUT UP DONT PATRONIZE ME
*chief attempts to shoot at creature*
You know, that's quite rude.
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?
RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?
I DONT KNOW IM MAD
I think you need a time out.
SHUT UP
No thank you.
I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.
I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM >:D
cal when- nevermind
JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM
ah that's gotta suck im sorry man
must be why you have so many problems
...what?
Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]
Hey
I'm not a piece of [redacted]
All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.
yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that
Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.
yeah. the police academy. no one else
Guess I know what to get rid of.
wait what
no
dont do that
If thats a threat to you then perhaps you arent as all powerful as you seem to believe.
its not a threat to me but I just don't want that to happen. how would we get more cops
You wouldn't.
but we need cops!
What for? I've never had a cop step foot in my part of the forest and I am thriving.
hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?
Bad news police chief
name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident
Do. You want like. An itemized list??? I think we're gonna be here a while
{ooc, gonna make these fictional to avoid triggers but if you do want an actual irl list I can do that as well}
that fire spreading was an accident, like I said before
We just get busy sometimes and forget
You can always just make new pages
we're allowed to do that. that's why we're police
Whether or not the fire spreading was an accident, it was horribly unnecessary and reckless
That's, not a good excuse. Some slenders could die if left in the sun that long. I would
It's destruction of personal (and meaningful) property
And you wonder why slenders say ACAB
...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!
I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest
@discourse-slenderman
Well, folks! Who’s right?
The self righteous police officer with no regards to slender life or property and a reputation for being the consistent source of “accidents”?
or!
Mx aroorchid here?
I just have to say..
man, those criminals commit horrendous deeds, so why don’t we commit horrendous deeds right back amiright? Is that what you’re saying chief?
For an officer, you sure seem to like committing crime
Excuses, excuses and more excuses probably coming up soon if you ask me!
Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders
ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government
No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.
well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in
what. how does that even work. I am quite literally doing a cops job but better. And for free.
how many handcuffs do you even have
8562 pairs
and if you're not working for the government then you're a vigilante. which is illegal
just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.
watch me
Yeah. Im watching.
*chief pulls out two pairs of handcuffs, and slowly approaches.*
dont make this too difficult...
Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?
Is that a threat?
Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.
you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.
I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.
...how DARE you?
You are beneath me. EVERYONE is beneath me!
Just because you do some BULLSHIT "hero" work doesn't mean you're not just as WORTHLESS as everyone else!
you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.
You know what? fuck being peaceful.
*with zero hesitation, chief pulls out a gun and begins to shoot with reckless abandon*
Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...
SHUT UP DONT PATRONIZE ME
*chief attempts to shoot at creature*
You know, that's quite rude.
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?
RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?
I DONT KNOW IM MAD
I think you need a time out.
SHUT UP
No thank you.
I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.
I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM >:D
cal when- nevermind
JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM
ah that's gotta suck im sorry man
must be why you have so many problems
...what?
Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]
Hey
I'm not a piece of [redacted]
All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.
yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that
Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.
yeah. the police academy. no one else
Guess I know what to get rid of.
wait what
no
dont do that
If thats a threat to you then perhaps you arent as all powerful as you seem to believe.
its not a threat to me but I just don't want that to happen. how would we get more cops
You wouldn't.

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hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?
Bad news police chief
name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident
Do. You want like. An itemized list??? I think we're gonna be here a while
{ooc, gonna make these fictional to avoid triggers but if you do want an actual irl list I can do that as well}
that fire spreading was an accident, like I said before
We just get busy sometimes and forget
You can always just make new pages
we're allowed to do that. that's why we're police
Whether or not the fire spreading was an accident, it was horribly unnecessary and reckless
That's, not a good excuse. Some slenders could die if left in the sun that long. I would
It's destruction of personal (and meaningful) property
And you wonder why slenders say ACAB
...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!
I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest
@discourse-slenderman
Well, folks! Who’s right?
The self righteous police officer with no regards to slender life or property and a reputation for being the consistent source of “accidents”?
or!
Mx aroorchid here?
I just have to say..
man, those criminals commit horrendous deeds, so why don’t we commit horrendous deeds right back amiright? Is that what you’re saying chief?
For an officer, you sure seem to like committing crime
Excuses, excuses and more excuses probably coming up soon if you ask me!
Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders
ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government
No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.
well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in
what. how does that even work. I am quite literally doing a cops job but better. And for free.
how many handcuffs do you even have
8562 pairs
and if you're not working for the government then you're a vigilante. which is illegal
just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.
watch me
Yeah. Im watching.
*chief pulls out two pairs of handcuffs, and slowly approaches.*
dont make this too difficult...
Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?
Is that a threat?
Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.
you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.
I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.
...how DARE you?
You are beneath me. EVERYONE is beneath me!
Just because you do some BULLSHIT "hero" work doesn't mean you're not just as WORTHLESS as everyone else!
you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.
You know what? fuck being peaceful.
*with zero hesitation, chief pulls out a gun and begins to shoot with reckless abandon*
Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...
SHUT UP DONT PATRONIZE ME
*chief attempts to shoot at creature*
You know, that's quite rude.
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?
RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?
I DONT KNOW IM MAD
I think you need a time out.
SHUT UP
No thank you.
I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.
I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM >:D
cal when- nevermind
JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM
ah that's gotta suck im sorry man
must be why you have so many problems
...what?
Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]
Hey
I'm not a piece of [redacted]
All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.
yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that
Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.
yeah. the police academy. no one else
Guess I know what to get rid of.
wait what
no
dont do that
If thats a threat to you then perhaps you arent as all powerful as you seem to believe.
hey I've heard a lot of ACAB stuff. us police can't be that bad right?
Bad news police chief
name ONE bad thing the police have doe that wasn't an accident
Do. You want like. An itemized list??? I think we're gonna be here a while
{ooc, gonna make these fictional to avoid triggers but if you do want an actual irl list I can do that as well}
that fire spreading was an accident, like I said before
We just get busy sometimes and forget
You can always just make new pages
we're allowed to do that. that's why we're police
Whether or not the fire spreading was an accident, it was horribly unnecessary and reckless
That's, not a good excuse. Some slenders could die if left in the sun that long. I would
It's destruction of personal (and meaningful) property
And you wonder why slenders say ACAB
...well, that isn't THAT bad... the criminals we arrest do much worse, so we're a net positive!
I can't even think of a crime that a slender could commit. It's expected of us to murder hus. Maybe trespassing? But that doesn't deserve burning down a forest
@discourse-slenderman
Well, folks! Who’s right?
The self righteous police officer with no regards to slender life or property and a reputation for being the consistent source of “accidents”?
or!
Mx aroorchid here?
I just have to say..
man, those criminals commit horrendous deeds, so why don’t we commit horrendous deeds right back amiright? Is that what you’re saying chief?
For an officer, you sure seem to like committing crime
Excuses, excuses and more excuses probably coming up soon if you ask me!
Even I cause less destruction and disturbance than the slenderpolice and I get the job done and don't harm innocent bystanders
ignoring that rude comment, are you officially sponsored by the government
No, and I am glad I am not. Fuck the government.
well then your little hero operation is illegal. I'm gonna have to take you in
what. how does that even work. I am quite literally doing a cops job but better. And for free.
how many handcuffs do you even have
8562 pairs
and if you're not working for the government then you're a vigilante. which is illegal
just try to fucking put those cuffs on me. Bitch.
watch me
Yeah. Im watching.
*chief pulls out two pairs of handcuffs, and slowly approaches.*
dont make this too difficult...
Would you rather leave with your life and less handcuffs or be wiped off of the face of this earth?
Is that a threat?
Yes! Yes it is. I have a kid and I'm not getting taken away from him just because of your petty ass.
you should have thought of that before you became a criminal.
I literally do your job but with a higher success rate and lower mortality rate. You are below me.
...how DARE you?
You are beneath me. EVERYONE is beneath me!
Just because you do some BULLSHIT "hero" work doesn't mean you're not just as WORTHLESS as everyone else!
you are making it quite straining to remain peaceful, officer.
You know what? fuck being peaceful.
*with zero hesitation, chief pulls out a gun and begins to shoot with reckless abandon*
Ohoho, how cute you are... Angry little thing...
SHUT UP DONT PATRONIZE ME
*chief attempts to shoot at creature*
You know, that's quite rude.
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
Whatever happened to freedom of sleech?
RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Are you trying to arrest me, officer? On what charge?
I DONT KNOW IM MAD
I think you need a time out.
SHUT UP
No thank you.
I am neither woman nor dog. That would be my sister.
I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A BITCH
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM >:D
cal when- nevermind
JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A MOM
ah that's gotta suck im sorry man
must be why you have so many problems
...what?
Let me put this in simple terms. your lack of a mother might be the reason you are a piece of [redacted]
Hey
I'm not a piece of [redacted]
All I did was call you cute and you shot me. Hell, I didn't even touch you.
yeah, but still, my family has nothing to do with that
Someone clearly made you think you were entitled to do as you please.
yeah. the police academy. no one else
Guess I know what to get rid of.