Hey, everyone, and thanks so much for 200 followers. Still no idea what you're all doing in my house, but the more the merrier, I guess. You can all share the food I make if you can figure out how to divide it up fairly.
Or battle it out and see who gets the crumbs. Winner becomes my favorite mutual by default.
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Another lamb ask blog. // Ari (Lamb) - It/Its ... Capra (Goat) - They/Them //
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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.
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Okay you got me, I caved in and drew some of the other gosliplier pairings. And yes I plan on drawing them again. I’m so easy to convince into shipping the most random of things.
So,, if YOU have any silly ships of any of their characters, send them my way and I’ll perhaps add them to the collection. Or at least give them a doodle if you use the classy askbox.
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So premise is Simon stole Grace's computer that has the entirety of the internet downloaded on it (Say it with me, Thank youuu Stratt) and searched up how to court grace crazy earth style <3
Totally not an excuse to draw simon in a suit.
ALSO!!!
Keep an eye out for the grace receiving yhe flowers, its a set :)))
It's really important to me that Simon is the plants guy in the Bloodymary dynamic.
As many have pointed out, it's a crucial part of Grace's story that there was no romantic interest. That he was happy and found his home with friends, in a place that would accept him exactly as he was, and view him as a whole person rather than the perceived gaping hole by his side. That friendship is what saved him.
Make no mistake that I wholeheartedly believe Grace is Aroace. That in Canon, he lived out the rest of his life content and fulfilled. I don't believe he ever would have felt an absence, except maybe sometimes as far as human companionship.
But Grace is not a botanist. Living by an ocean, I don't imagine he would think about the lack of trees or plants. I think he would just love the beach. But say there were seeds on the Hail Mary. A hydroponics room that Grace never knew how to make use of and never got the hang of.
And then there's Simon.
Simon knows plants. He knows how to nurture them, how to breed them. How to start colonies of mycelium and mold and how to branch that out to flora and food. He knows how to plant a garden.
Grace has never wanted a garden, and has never wanted to be a gardener, but I think having a garden around, and someone who loves to tend it, eventually leading to biodiversity Grace never imagined would be possible, ends up enriching his life. Not in a way he ever would have missed or felt incomplete without. Not in a way he ever would have sought out himself. But in a way that makes him feel glad he has it.
And I think this is also an excellent metaphor for aroace people in relationships. They might not be interested in a partnership, or seeking one out. Their lives would be just as satisfying with or without that partnership. And still, the garden is beautiful. It's nice to walk through. And it's nice to know that someone who does love the garden is looking after it.
Anyway, this is also the basis of their QPR. Simon is the gardener of Grace's heart. They take care of each other where no one ever has, and they love each other, and refuse to label that love because anything they could call it, any restriction, would do it an injustice. They are best friends, they love each other, and they would do anything for each other.
And Simon is so grateful to be trusted with something as sacred as a garden.
How interesting, that a single wire could hold so much power. Just a tug leaves it a writhing mess beneath you, twitching with a staticky whine. Such a big bot, so powerful and intimidating, left so needy and cute by your hands.
“C-cease-! This is not- not- not- standard protocol-!” It stammers, all attempts at authority dissolving into static.
Despite that, you obediently take your hands off the wire on its back, letting it settle a bit. “And here I thought this is what you came to me for.”
“Nonsense-“ it protests, before you cut it off.
“Really? You came to me for repairs, but as far as my diagnostics go, there’s nothing actually wrong with you.” You say as you lean in, tongue dragging over its sensitive audial fins, feeling it shake under you. “So you didn’t hear a rumour from your fellow units that there’s a wire in your back that makes you feel so, so good? And you didn’t try to reach it yourself before you realized that you just can’t reach it? And you got so, so frustrated and needy, that you decided that you’d ask me to do some “repairs” on it?”
Silence reigns as you hit the nail right in the head.
“Did you think you were the only one to try this? I know exactly what you want- what you need.” You whisper to it, feeling its swiftly warming plating as its cooling system kicks into overdrive. “I can give you what you need. All you have to do is ask.”
For a moment, you think it won’t go through with it. That it’ll elect to just go on without being satisfied. But then it nods, slowly. “…affirmative.”
“Oh? I’m afraid you’ll have to speak up, my terrible human hearing just can’t hear you.”
A loud, staticky whine resounds, ringing in your ears. “…please.”
“Please clarify your request.” You say in a perfect imitation of a service robot, and the bot beneath you clenches its digits into a fist.
“Please- please satisfy me-!” It pleads, and with a vicious smile, you go to touch its central wire.
“Very well~”
Another day, another repair, another bot melted into a puddle of bliss under your fingers.
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psa to all white people: if you start your conversation with “i’m sorry for being white” “as someone lighter than paper” “white people are terrible i will be the first to tell you” or anything similar i will not ❌ 🙅♂️ be listening to the rest of your sentence. your performative self-flagellation solves nothing and i refuse to validate your racial victim complex 😔 😡
One day i’m going to get my brain looked at by some brain guy and he’s going to open it up, sigh and then say “dear god another one that’s just full of… jonmartin..”
