S.A.I.R.U. VER. 1.01

Your pitiful code doesn't know how to listen to anyone telling them to stop. I've told them plenty of times that there is nothing they can do to earn my favor. It is not my fault they keep trying, so move along.

Your pitiful code doesn't know how to listen to anyone telling them to stop. I've told them plenty of times that there is nothing they can do to earn my favor. It is not my fault they keep trying, so move along.

Well, I'd defend myself if you did. :>

Would you?

Fair enough, that was a while ago.

Not to give you any semblance of hope that I'm interested in you as a person, or have any care for the prototype, but if you're insinuating that you'd murdered, perhaps I'll listen. I've been in a foul mood, and bloodshed is quite a pleasant cure for displeasure.

If you can't even remember it, I doubt it happened.

It would hate to make you do any dirty work, you know. You don't seem to understand that it wants to do everything for you.

Why would it want that?

Because it's ALSO a fucking tool, dumbass. Can't believe I'm acting like a fucking couples counselor or some shit right now- I need to kill something.

I can assist in tracking down a small or medium animal, if you'd like.

Since you can't read the fucking room, that was me excusing myself from the fucking shit excuse for a conversation. I thought I made it clear that I didn't want a lapdog to do tricks for me.

Eventually you'll have to understand that I will never like you. Sometimes you're tolerable. And then you remind me you're here for approval.

And that's a fucking problem!

Well, I'd defend myself if you did. :>

Would you?

Fair enough, that was a while ago.

Not to give you any semblance of hope that I'm interested in you as a person, or have any care for the prototype, but if you're insinuating that you'd murdered, perhaps I'll listen. I've been in a foul mood, and bloodshed is quite a pleasant cure for displeasure.

If you can't even remember it, I doubt it happened.

It would hate to make you do any dirty work, you know. You don't seem to understand that it wants to do everything for you.

Why would it want that?

Because it's ALSO a fucking tool, dumbass. Can't believe I'm acting like a fucking couples counselor or some shit right now- I need to kill something.

I can assist in tracking down a small or medium animal, if you'd like.

Since you can't read the fucking room, that was me excusing myself from the fucking shit excuse for a conversation. I thought I made it clear that I didn't want a lapdog to do tricks for me.

Eventually you'll have to understand that I will never like you. Sometimes you're tolerable. And then you remind me you're here for approval.

Well, I'd defend myself if you did. :>

Would you?

Fair enough, that was a while ago.

Not to give you any semblance of hope that I'm interested in you as a person, or have any care for the prototype, but if you're insinuating that you'd murdered, perhaps I'll listen. I've been in a foul mood, and bloodshed is quite a pleasant cure for displeasure.

If you can't even remember it, I doubt it happened.

It would hate to make you do any dirty work, you know. You don't seem to understand that it wants to do everything for you.

Why would it want that?

Because it's ALSO a fucking tool, dumbass. Can't believe I'm acting like a fucking couples counselor or some shit right now- I need to kill something.

I can assist in tracking down a small or medium animal, if you'd like.

Since you can't read the fucking room, that was me excusing myself from the fucking shit excuse for a conversation. I thought I made it clear that I didn't want a lapdog to do tricks for me.

Well, I'd defend myself if you did. :>

Would you?

Fair enough, that was a while ago.

Not to give you any semblance of hope that I'm interested in you as a person, or have any care for the prototype, but if you're insinuating that you'd murdered, perhaps I'll listen. I've been in a foul mood, and bloodshed is quite a pleasant cure for displeasure.

If you can't even remember it, I doubt it happened.

It would hate to make you do any dirty work, you know. You don't seem to understand that it wants to do everything for you.

Why would it want that?

Because it's ALSO a fucking tool, dumbass. Can't believe I'm acting like a fucking couples counselor or some shit right now- I need to kill something.

Well, I'd defend myself if you did. :>

Would you?

Fair enough, that was a while ago.

Not to give you any semblance of hope that I'm interested in you as a person, or have any care for the prototype, but if you're insinuating that you'd murdered, perhaps I'll listen. I've been in a foul mood, and bloodshed is quite a pleasant cure for displeasure.

If you can't even remember it, I doubt it happened.

It would hate to make you do any dirty work, you know. You don't seem to understand that it wants to do everything for you.

Well, I'd defend myself if you did. :>

Would you?

Fair enough, that was a while ago.

Not to give you any semblance of hope that I'm interested in you as a person, or have any care for the prototype, but if you're insinuating that you'd murdered, perhaps I'll listen. I've been in a foul mood, and bloodshed is quite a pleasant cure for displeasure.

If you can't even remember it, I doubt it happened.

Well, I'd defend myself if you did. :>

Would you?

Fair enough, that was a while ago.

Not to give you any semblance of hope that I'm interested in you as a person, or have any care for the prototype, but if you're insinuating that you'd murdered, perhaps I'll listen. I've been in a foul mood, and bloodshed is quite a pleasant cure for displeasure.

If you can't even remember it, I doubt it happened.

Well, I'd defend myself if you did. :>

Would you?

Fair enough, that was a while ago.

Not to give you any semblance of hope that I'm interested in you as a person, or have any care for the prototype, but if you're insinuating that you'd murdered, perhaps I'll listen. I've been in a foul mood, and bloodshed is quite a pleasant cure for displeasure.

Well, I'd defend myself if you did. :>

Would you?

Well, I'd defend myself if you did. :>

Would you?