I'm so tired

I got my hook in the mail yesterday, so I decided to take it out for a test. Today I had a really amazing day tbh. My girl and I went for sushi and smoked and got some ice cream. Coldstones had banana ice cream that was SO bomb even tho I’m not normally a huge fan of banana. I got it mixed with walnuts and graham cracker crust and my GOD it was amazing.

‘i keep doing 🤟🤟🤟 with my hands its a nervous tic’ haul

whiskey - $47

mini lipstick - $18

mini powder - $23

m@c lipstick x 3 - $108

m@c skinfinish - $54

sh@petap3 - $37

Starbucks Frappuccino

Hazelnut Quadratini

Hershey Bar x2

Tropical Mini Swedish Fish

Brisk Lemon Iced Tea

wow this is such a sexy haul thank u 2 @honeysnatched for tolerating me while I’ve been obnoxiously flitting in her DMs all day lmao

B&Ń •Sand + Bone- $14 (not pictured) •The Wicked + The Divine 1- $11 •The Wicked + The Divine 2- $17 •The Wicked + The Divine 3- $17 •The Wicked + The Divine 4- $17

A!ter’d State •Red Dress- $88

Frãńcesča’s •DIY Face Mask- $10 •Earrings- $26 •Earbuds- $12

Üłtã •(2) Smashbox Matte Lipsticks- $47 •(2) Miss Spa Face Masks- $16

Ańthrōpologįe •Albeit Lip Set- $22 •Albeit Tinted Moisturizer- $22

Rīte Aīd •(3) Bürt’s Beës Lip Tints- $22 •Búrt’s Bees Lip Oil- $10

VŠ •Red Bra- $42 •Purple Bra- $44 •(3) Underwear- $43

💫Walmart

Pens, 2pack- 4.92

Pens, 9pack-13.40

Palmers soaps-5.47

Hair masks- 1.50x3

Safety whistle- 2.56

💫Dillard’s

Coach wristlet-175

Blue free people tankette-28

Charcoal free ppl brallete-38

Pink free ppl brallete-20

Honeydew Brallete-28

Calvin Klein thong-13

b.tempt’d thong-11

💫Forever21

Leggings with a shit ton of pockets-22

💫Hollister

Gilley Hicks “Blushed” perfume-30

💫VS/Pink

White-14.50

Red-24.50

Pink-16.50

Grey-14.50

💫Buckle

Rings-14.50

Payless

Silver moccasins-29

💫B&BW

Aromatherapy candle-16.50

Sun washed citrus candle-14.50

💫JCP

(Not pictured)

Cuddle duds socks-13.50

Total…

This is my haul from today, I honestly got a little too excited and went a lot of stores but I’m so happy I didn’t beep and everything went how I planned. I have a huge messenger bag, so I have a lot of space to fit a lot of things when I’m in stores.

I will be lasting every product in each photo soon, and totaling this haul soon. I just wanted to get it posted.

Hope you guys enjoy! I need more followers and would love to make friends! 😭😭💚

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Think they’re into you? Pretty sure you’re gonna get it? Not sure how to leave? Can’t do jail?

My friend was being followed by LP the other day and she had about $450+ worth of merch. She was being sussed HARD. And would have been caught if she wasnt a crazy bitch.

She had a pocket knife in her pants pocket and needed to get rid if some tags. Bathroom. But how????

This crazy bitch cuts her hand in her pocket and brings it up to her face, making sure to make the blood VERY visible, and makes it look like her nose is bleeding badly. She does this in from of cameras view so that if someone was watching her, they’d be confused. She cut deep enough to need stitches.

She went up to the nearest SA and asked where the bathrooms were, making sure she was in full view of the cameras, and mentioning being out of it and dizzy right before hand. She says “this happens right before I get migraines, I have a brain disorder. Nothing I can do, but I need some tissues and might need to go to the hospital soon.” SA freaks out a little and leads her to the bathroom. She says, “Thanks! I’ll be fine, haha. Just need to clean up and I’ll be out if your hair. Promise I will try my best not to bleed on anything!” SA says something about blood freaking her out. SA asks if she needs an ambulance lol. Friend assures her that its cool, her boyfriend is in the store near by and shes gonna call him to pick her up. SA wishes her well.

For pizzazz she fakes a call to her boyfriend while in the bathroom.

Friend grabs some toilet paper (not paper towels because she wanted people to stay the fuck away and see the blood), walks out with her head tilted and bloody. A few ask if shes ok and she just waves them off saying shes going to the doctor and she has a ride. No worries!“

The LP is nowhere to be found and isnt anywhere in the front of the store like they were earlier.

Friend speed walks out and to her car where she drives 5 miles away and parks in this fast food place where she bandages her hand tightly, drives home, dumps her shit, then heads to the hospital.

Holy mother of fuck. This was at the notorious K0H1#5 a few towns away. Bwahahahahaha!

But seriously, dont do something like this unless you have no other way out. Dont go with any associates. Dont let anyone CARRY anything for you. Be urgent that you need to get care but are ok consciously. Ensure you have someone in the car who can drive you. Dont go overboard, and stay calm as to not draw too much attention. Have clothes in hand that you “intended to pay for” , maybe even offer to pay for an item you “accidentally” got blood on. (Most will just let you go). Apologize and look embarrassed. Do not smile unless trying to reassure someone. Have insurance if you’re gonna fuck something up on yourself. Honestly? I’d rather break my arm than face jail time or a criminal record. Remember what we do is CRIME and you must choose the lesser of two evils if it boils down.

And you better be a great gotdamn actor. Stay safe. Stay out of trouble.

Be trouble.

the cameras will be useless and too full of people

extra displays out in isles create new blind spots

door monitors will be helpless to identify whoever sets off the towers

Mall haul with @shopliftt Finally hit sephora!!!

Petland🐹~

Frog squeaky toy - $12.50 Sparkly purple bone – $12.50 Purple floating stone – $7 (x2) Turkey flavoured bones – $7 (x3) Dwarf hamster - $18

Michael's🎾~

Blue mistifier fan bottle – $12 Rainbow sparkle he Patty – $8.50 Miniature tub – $5 Miniature mirror – $5 Vanilla Bean candlewax – $8.50 OrangeCinnamon candlewax – $8.50 Rainbow bouncy ball – $4.50

Chapters📒~

Kate spade notebook – $16 Kate Spade thermal mug – $22 Crane flower candle – $12 Baby zebra picture – $35

Bulk Barn🍬~

Hamster food Lego candy Coca cola balls Runts Blue raspberry lemonade ______________________= $27.75

The Body Shop🚿~

Mini strawberry mist – $4.50

H&M👗~

Pink yang Yang sure – $15 Black shirt – $15

Bath and Bodyworks🛁~

JapaneseCherryBlossom mist – $15 Sweet Pea perfume – $15 Shea cashmere lotion (pink) - $12.50 Watermelon lemonade lotion – $3 Hand sanitizer – $3

La Senza👯~

Tropical Envy Mist – $10 Candy blush mist – $10 Melon crush missed – $10 Berry bomb lotion – $10 Candy blush lotion – $10

Starbucks💁🏼~

Floral pattern travel cup – $17 Metallic to-go lid – $8

Lush🚿~

JerseyBounce shampoo tester – free Leganese Conditioner tester – free Rose bath bomb – $6.75

Sephora💄~

Boscia pore putting – free Boscia exfoliating peel gel – free Origins drink up – free Origins out of trouble mask – $5 (x2) Smashbox contour stick trio – $52 Urban Decay Setting spray (x2) – $17 NARS radiant concealer – $36 Flower bomb travel duo – $35 FirstAidBeauty ultra repair – $15

Buck or two💰~

x17 face masks - $2 ($34)

All we need is more hamster treats 😂 Speaking of which, what should we name her??????

My first february haul! also posted on peach. The hourglass powder was part of a scam so I got it for free and I’m including it in the total:)

🌺P!ŃK

-camo leggings $64.95

-grey leggings $46.95

-maroon leggings $59.95

-stripe leggings 46.95

🌺V$

-panties $10.50

🌺Äd!dáš:

-trefoil leggings $40

🌺Ämër!câñ Eàg|ë

-ripped jeans $69.95

🌺Ñôrdśtrømš

-drying lotion $17

-night serum $16

🌺Ûł+ä

-tarte blush $29

-super spot remover $18

🌺Łü$h

-cardamum coffee perfume $76.95

🌺$ëphörâ

-hourglass powder $46

not pictured because i left it in my car and i’m too lazy to go grab it:

🌺fräńçéšćåś

-necklace $10

✨small lil haul (sorry for the terrible pictures lmao) ✨

DISC0UNT STORE 

mont marte paint palette ~ $3 palette knife set ~ $5 mont marte detail brushes ~ $8 sunglasses ~ $5

DAIS0

icing pen ~ $2.80 soft clay ~ $2.80 pencil case ~ $2.80 tweezers ~ $2.80

SEV3N-ELEV3N

pocky ~ $3 nutella go ~ $4 extra ~ $1.50

ALLY FASHI0N

bralette ~ $12.99