The Sleepy Cobbler's Workshop

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

Nothing worse when looking at food than seeing "We made the food worse cause we're racist" on the container

i just figured out how to save the world. all we have to do is find and excise the undesireables. i mean just look at how much good all the examples of it in the past have done *opens history book* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *fli

yeah there's this awesome indie animated youtube series that synthesizes the themes of cats the musical, the book it, and the classic horror movie the cabinet of doctor caligari. you should check it out. the writing is great, the twists are all set up really well despite a lot of it being written as they go and the worldbuilding is compelling yet efficient. it's about clowns running a food truck,