if you can strap it, you can tap it

*taps mic* ahem. tboy who has a hard time cumming so you can just fuck into and cum in him over and over.

normalise being fulfilled by imperfect sex. sex that's awkward. sex that's clumsy. sex when you're still learning each other, where consent check ins cut in jarringly because safety overrides needing to be smooth or nonchalant. sex that's 90% cuddling and teasing foreplay and 10% grinding, then doesn't lead anywhere else. sex that doesn't end in an orgasm but instead a profound sense of satisfaction that washes over your whole body.

Can you come over later to hang out? Oh and don’t forget to bring your throbbing cock, we’re gonna need it.

Gave a guy head and made him cum in my mouth but I was too excited and kept going so he used my hair to pull me off and said "alright that's enough. Good boy" before making out with me and dear God that was so hot

two boyfriends who sandwich you between them and take turns pumping you full, making it a competition to see who can knock you up first

google normal amount of times to masturbate to a friend. google normal friend interactions when you're a huge pervert. google pervert ontologically evil. google show me my friend's nudes

Need somebody to sit me in their lap and grope me while I whine for them. For my mental health

thinkin about getting pounded within an inch of my life and being so blissed out and then hearing the unmistakable sound of a condom being pulled off right before its previous wearer slams back into me . i yelp and start protest, but their hand over my mouth silences me “you said you wanted to get bred, did you Really think I’d leave the condom on?”

I'm ngl the thought of someone really getting off on pleasuring me is really fucking hot .. like imagine them moaning as they're sucking me off or jerking me off from behind while grinding against me. good lord. especially if they're telling me how big my tdick is whilst doing that. </3

omg feel how soft this is! (puts your hand on my pussy)

Let me eat you out while you browse tumblr.

they need to put like 4 more hrs in the day that can be used exclusively for jerking off