a very secret admirer ۶ৎ [smau series]
꒰ summary ꒱; you find out who mystery man is by complete accident !
꒰ content ꒱; slight crack
clue 8; not so secret any longer ✴︎
you'd managed holding your pee for record timing, but you couldn't take it anymore. you get lucky, warmly greeted by the sight of an empty toilet and the golden opportunity to piss right before your eyes.
after relieving yourself, you stagger into the room, whining endlessly about how bad your feet hurt due to your regrettable choice of footwear.
"y/n, you finally made it!"
"gosh, you were taking forever."
you apologize, then sink into the cushion beside them on the couch, shoulders slumping as you breathe a heavy huff of relief, thankful to not be stuck between 4 men anymore. (technically, you were now between 5, but it was different.)
"you guys done with card games now? bummer, i wanted to play," you giggle, ignoring the dirty look rin shoots your way.
"well, to be fair, you took incredibly long," chigiri reminds, cocking an eyebrow upward.
"soo, what happened?" bachira doesn't miss the first chance to ask, buzzing with excitement.
"basically, hugo and kaiser were in a fight," you start, stifling a chuckle at the group's reactions.
bachira looked bewildered, chigiri looked like he knew it would've happened eventually, rin seemed unbothered (as always), kunigami looked intrigued and isagi seemed pissed at the mention of the blonde.
".. then, i had to step in and stop them, because i swear, kaiser looked like he'd been knocked braindead by that point-" isagi cuts you off, completely straight-faced. "he always looks braindead."
"dude, okay, you just hate him!"
"doesn't change the fact that he's stupid."
"alright, let me continue. after that, bunny appears out of nowhere, then reminds hugo and kaiser to stop-"
before you can continue talking everyone's ears off, your attention is pulled elsewhere, down to the phone settled atop the arm rest vibrating with notifications.
but you don't recognize the device, and the wallpaper isn't familiar either.
"wait, who's phone even is this," you cut yourself off momentarily, reading the message, shock planting you in place.
it wasn't your intention to invade anyone's privacy, however, seeing your name in the middle of the message piqued your interest, and curiosity always got the better of you.
"oh, pfft, that's just hugo's phone. he asked if i could keep it safe, and-" isagi notices the colour practically draining from your face, leaving your complexion strangely pale.
concern washes over him instantly, aware it wasn't normal for you to act in such a way.
the last time he'd seen you like this was when you were on the topic of mystery man.
"why, is something wrong..?"
was something wrong? worse, terrible, things were terribly wrong.
you feel fear course through your veins, hands trembling around the phone now positioned between your fingers, rereading the message over and over, confirming it wasn't simply a sick trick your mind was playing on you.
your brain ached, yet your eyes stayed glued to the not so vibrant screen.
he was hiding in plain sight, no — he'd barely hid from you and that somehow happened to be the worst part.
"hey, so, theoratically, if bachira was right about hugo being mystery man, what happens then?"
the room falls silent, silent enough to hear a pin drop. you don't receive a verbal response, all you get in return are pairs of eyes fixed on you, equally as stunned as your own.
a/n: im sorryy if it wasn't who you expected or hoped for, i just decided to stick with who i originally planned for it to be since i found it the most fitting !
this fanart is also what gave me the idea for the series!
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