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Would you please stop looking at me like I took a dump on your mom’s head?
Jessica Rothe as Tree Gelbman in Happy Death Day (2017)

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Mura lang nag bayot pero lab nako na. Hihi. Pisti.
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Before I fall in love again 1. I want us to be friends. Which means, I want to be able to eat my favourite cheese crust pizza with you, while having cheese all over my face and even in my hair, without feeling embarrassed or concerned about it. I want to be comfortable with you, I want to be okay about being messy, irritating, embarrassing, disgusting, petty while with you. Because I will be petty when I see my ex best friend post a happy picture and I will be messy during my finals and I will be embarrassing when I meet your parents for I suck at meeting parents. I want to be okay with being the way I am and the only way to be okay is to know that you’re okay with me being things other than beautiful, graceful and composed at all times. 2. I want to be able to have long and passionate conversations with you not just about existential things but also about what went wrong in the ending of that book and how kids are affected by media and how tomato basil combination always works. I want to have conversations where we may not always have the same views but our fundamental values always fall in place. I want to talk to you about the beauty of the stars but I also want to talk to you about the disgusting mentality behind certain societal norms. 3. I want to see how consistent your actions are with your words. I don’t want to fall for love letters or poems, for sweet Instagram captions or long birthday texts, I want to fall in love with you showing up on time and keeping your promises. 4. I want to take it slow. I want our story to work out in years, not months. I want to respect time and space this time. 5. I want to make sure I am not seeking love from you for the lack of love I have for myself. I want to make sure you aren’t a void I am filling in, you are not an alternative to the things I can’t give myself. I want to make sure you are not doing the same. 6. I want to work out with my insecurities and fears from the past. I don’t want to project them on you, I don’t want to subject you to the doubts, suspicion and anger I carry from the people I have known in the past. 7. Before I fall in love again, I want to make a mattress with you. Of understanding and respect and trust. So when we fall, it doesn’t hurt.
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Turn-ons for the Signs
Aries: Beautiful bods, power and motivation are turn-ons for the Ram. A sexual siren who offers spontaneous passion and physical excitement gets Aries hot, hot, hot. Challenge him to a race around the track… winner takes all, under the bleachers. Whisper in Aries’s ear, tell him you love the way he loves you, and he’ll be all yours.
Taurus: This earthy lover melts over slow methodic touch and soft, steamy kisses on the neck. Add an extravagant gift, and you’ve got his attention. Taurus responds to sex and gifts with equal abandon. Give him this, and he’ll give you the world.
Gemini: The way to the Twins’ passion center is through his mind. Stimulate his flirtatious side – get his imagination going with a description of a cozy dinner for two, holding hands across the table, while soft, sensuous music plays in the background. Then tell him what you want to do with him when you finally get him alone.
Cancer: Cancers are sensitive and sexual; they love all forms of affection. They are attracted to strong, independent people; power figures excite them. The Crab loves romance, long, deep kisses and caresses – most especially a single, slow-moving finger gently gliding across the skin. Turn on the romance, and you’ve turned him on, but he’s not above a little naughty fun.
Leo: This king of the jungle revels in receiving the royal treatment. He loves having your complete attention and adoration. Treat him to a lavish dinner, tell him how great he looks (because he does), and end the evening with dessert in bed. Gently kiss and nibble his lips with each bite you spoon-feed him. Softly, sensually scratch his back to hear him purr. Keep up this kind of attention and the Lion will soon be ready to pounce.
Virgo: The master of control, the seeker of perfection. Virgos love a woman who takes care of her body, and they love when you take care of theirs. Make a date to treat him to a steamy bath and a hot oil massage – make it all about him and he will be totally turned on. Let him tell you what he wants, and let him have his way… exactly. Virgo won’t be the only one turned on.
Libra: Libras love the classics – candlelight, seduction, love notes. They also don’t mind sensual massage or a take-charge partner. Put a little photo of yourself in that love note. Greet your Libran lover at the door with a martini and tell him you have every intention of getting naughty – with the lights on!
Scorpio: Scorpios love anything covert or risqué. They also love a good mystery wrapped in a challenge. Make a date to meet him at some out-of-the-way place, and wear a disguise. Keep up the act all night – be someone else. The Scorpion likes to feel like he’s doing something he knows he shouldn’t.
Sagittarius: Some flirtatious fun, a few good laughs, and the great outdoors are what “does it” for the Archer. Sagittarians are turned on by athletic types, and with good reason, He will have you swinging from the branches at all hours of the day and night. No wonder he loves when you massage his legs, because he never stands still.
Capricorn: Anticipation is the key turn-on word for the Goat. Capricorns live in a traditional world, but they also love traditional fantasy. A seemingly innocent hand on the knee turns into a scene from Boss and Secretary, and everybody’s getting a bonus!
Aquarius: If you can appreciate an eccentric, quirky personality, then you can appreciate Aquarius – if you tell an Aquarian that his quirks turn you on, then you’ve just turned him on. Send the Water Bearer a naughty text, or massage his legs from knees to ankles and he’s even more turned on. Watch out!
Pisces: Pisces love well-manicured feet; and well-dressed tootsies are a great way to begin the dance. Incorporate those “other hands” into the body of your lovemaking, and you have caught the Fish. Show him that you are not afraid to delve deep into his pool of fantasies, and Pisces will be ethereally yours.
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