Hi

pyro harbinger of chaos and EVIL

Only if you're willing to of course!!!

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

i think it would go something like this

inspired by this post from @byjove:

i think it would go something like this

inspired by this post from @byjove:

he knows we know

they don’t know this is a meme here and that we are funnier than them

-his dumb ass got his arm removed by mouthing off to a god admin

-he wears crocs. Like they're a part of his minecraft skin. HE IS WEARING C R O C S-

-his elytra autosets to pink and red butterfly wings (okay this one's cute if you know the origins it's all about his kid but still) -not a part of his own character canon but he takes no issue with various fanlores where he and Rendog are married, and while you'd THINK that's 'me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic' its more like 'overenthusiastic career couple next door who bring you lemon pound cake whenever there's a weird unexplained explosion in the back yard'.

-this one doesn't fit a character canon but in order to get his intros lined up correctly for the slow pan in over his music he just stands there and crouch dances like a madman while humming the theme to himself, which caused Xisuma to wonder if he was trying to attempt minecraft morse code.

arm removed by mouthing off

to a god admin