we are so back

my honest feelings on AI are that humans are amazing and I don't really give a shit what a computer has to say

We put your redditor "golden retriever boyfriend" who talks about rejection sensitivity dysphoria a lot in a long torturous maze if that's alright

I do have to say, though, I finally get the onceler self-cest craze (for context, I was fucking my Kermit the Frog plushie with passionate vigor, as always, when suddenly I received a vision from God (for context, I grew up Catholic and have since renounced my faith on account of God being kind of a dick, but he still sends me visions sometimes because he's like a needy ex lowkey and also I'm kiiiiind of a big deal and also a god of death myself (for context I'm a Light Yagami kin)) anyways in the vision Kermit turned into the Muppet Joker as I always envisioned him in human form (for context, the Muppet Joker was an OC I roleplayed as on tumblr because I am Le Epic Troll, but then I gave it up because my dedication to writing Tumblr Fake Stories was causing me to neglect my wife and my son) but ANYWAYS my self-insert tumblr OC had possessed my Kermit doll which had caused it to start going all TOXIC YAOI on me because of the Muppet Joker's bitterness at being retired as a character (for context any time you tell a Tumblr Fake Story it comes to life and tries to kill you) so for sure the kermit doll is now evil but on the PLUS SIDE the sex is amazing)