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THE CRIES FO THE FALLEN, THE DIN OF BATTLE, it still rages on, even as he and Nat have stolen themselves away from the thick of it.  A deep gash penetrates through the thick material of his suit, piercing his flesh all the way to his innards.  If Sam isn’t careful, they’ll spill over and he’ll die of a bleed out.  But Natasha is swift, attempting a quick field healing though Sam knows it will do little good in the grand scheme of things.  There are people who need help, even if he’s only at 20% fighting capacity.

“Just slap a band aid on it so we can get back out there.”  The war is far from over.

@slahtiz​ sent in:  “ would you just sit still? you’re gonna get an infection if you don’t let me clean this up. ” – nat.

@slahtiz​ asked: ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ – Wanda

The disappointment in Wanda’s tone causes something like fear to bloom in his chest, a slight wince tugging at his features as he turned away from the bowl in front of him. Caught with his spoon in the cookie dough, his shoulders lifted in something like a defensive shrug, words unable to form on his tongue. Finally, he cleared his throat, standing upright.

“I thought I would spare you from the actual preparation of the dough. It still needs to be rolled out and cut into shapes. I apologize.”

| domestic starter sentences || not accepting |

؂ °。 ⋆ * ❃◝   @bestfeature​​ said:   ❝ Road work ahead? Uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does! ❞

     Blonde locks draped across one shoulder, then the other. Lashes fluttered    &   confusion, accompanied by   𝐂 𝐔 𝐑 𝐈 𝐎 𝐒 𝐈 𝐓 𝐘   danced across the back of brown hues. Bare feet once again found comfort against the autumn grass, yet hand remained against the bark of the old oak                              not often she was sought   &   found. Only when one truly   𝐍 𝐄 𝐄 𝐃 𝐄 𝐃   her, and whatever wisdom she could share.

     ❝   Something worries you-   ❞     Helga did not need her mother’s gift of   𝐒 𝐈 𝐆 𝐇 𝐓   to know a dire question lingered on Þorunn‘s tongue                                something not easily uttered in the presence of many.     ❝   Tell me what you have come all the way out   𝐇 𝐄 𝐑 𝐄   for.   ❞

MY FAVORITE VINES a sentence starter - 1/???

❝ What the FUCK is up ___? No– what did you SAY, what the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up ____. ❞

❝ You have been stopped! ❞

❝ You better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH–. ❞

❝ Today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I’d get pushed way less. ❞

❝ Well now, calm down, we don’t wanna panic at the disco. ❞

❝ Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle? ❞

❝ Oh my god, why can’t you just take the freakin’ complimEEEENT? ❞

❝ What the FUCK _____? ❞

❝ That’s is NOT correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of _____. ❞

❝ STOOOOP. I could have dropped my croissant! ❞

❝ Okay you know what, you’re on time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there! ❞

❝ This house is a fucking NIGHTMARE” ❞

❝ Honey that’s a flyer for a lawn service . ❞

❝ Hey hey hey, kids, kids! … [MUSE’S NAME IN ALL CAPS]!!! … Honey can you be quiet, I’m just trying to do something. ❞

❝ On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. ❞

❝ I won’t hesitate, bitch. ❞

❝ Road work ahead? Uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does! ❞

❝ I love you, bitch! I ain’t gonna ever stop loving you– BITCH! ❞

❝ Waddup, I’m ____ I’m [age] and I never fucking learned how to read. ❞

❝ Miss me with that gay shit. ❞

❝ Go back to sleep, and STARVE. ❞

❝ This is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you! ❞

❝ ___ stop. Stop. ___ stop, you’re going to get in trouble. ❞

❝ I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! ❞ 

❝ Waaait a minute. Who are you? ❞

❝ I’ve never been to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ How do you know what’s good for me? ❞

❝ That’s my opINIOOOOOOON! ❞

❝ Ah, fuck– I can’t believe you’ve done this. ❞

[sobbing] ❝ I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. ❞

❝ Uuh, I’m not finished. ❞

❝ First off, let’s— oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do? ❞

                      meet SEYDA YA’QUL. she’s a GRAY JEDI. born 39bby on jedha, raised there by a loving father until a jedi master discovered her connection with the FORCE, leading to her acceptance into the jedi order. seyda was trained at the jedi temple on coruscant, a padawan during the clone wars; first a commander and after gaining the rank of a JEDI MASTER, a general of the grand army of the republic. however, after disagreeing with several choices and codes of the high council  (  as well as being accused of using techniques of the dark side  )  seyda distanced herself from the order. after the rise of the empire, the jedi went into hiding. she is believed to still be ALIVE.

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