stray kids saying stuff

hyunjin: you just don’t believe in knocking do you? what you want now?

jisung: our hands have fingertips. but our toes don’t have toetips. but we still can tiptoe.

jisung: are you asking me out?

minho: no, i’m giving you a free opportunity to go to the movies with me

jisung: so... a date then?

jyp: the pitch is too high, lower it

chan: ok boomer *doesn’t lower it*

changbin: were you talking before he got upset?

jisung: yes

minho: not just any sticker. that is a sticker of a kitty saying “Me-Wow!”

jeongin: I’m not a preschooler.

minho: *shrugs* fine, I’ll take it back.

chan: [sweating] but i look dope

woojin: no, you look sick—

chan: *chokes* e-excuse me what?!

jeongin: i asked if i could ride you. i’ve ridden seungmin before, it’s fun!

chan: wh-wAIT WHAT?!

jeongin: yeah, he let me climb onto his back and ride him around the house.

chan: ...you mean a piggyback ride???

jeongin: oh that’s what it’s called?

minho: [yelling] what the hell are you doing??

jisung: i wanted to see you

minho: why didn’t you just use your phone?

[loud bang]

person working: what?

jisung: then stop fucking bees??? it’s really a simple solution

hyunjin: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

jisung: you know how minho is cute but he can look so badass? like he’s going to hurt people? kind of like a sexy cactus

hyunjin: which one did you choose?