Squadron Goals

I’m going to be an x-wing pilot.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU FOLLOW THIS BLOG?

Delicious Star Wars posts about Star Wars and Star Wars things.

The satisfaction of watching me fail.

You’re bored as hell and kind of nosy.

Have you heard the new Kanye album? How do you feel about it?

Holy damn, look over there! It’s a badass robot with twin beam swords.

Maybe you’ll get off your tiny little baby booty and make a terrible blog about your own dumb dreams. 

I made a tumblr, consider that my first step toward achieving my