Skylar

awwwwww♥

This is the cutest shit ever everything else can go home

He looks so proud of it

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

Person: [singing] Soft and squishy. Soft and squisy. [cat bites their hand] Sharp and pointy. Soft and s- [cat bites their hand again] AH, sharp and pointy.

this is life with a cat

A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres..

I wonder exactly how famous you have to be to have your murder bumped up to an “assassination.”

When you clean out a vaccum cleaner you become a vaccum cleaner.