Floating

*at obscure fetish party* anyway here’s wonder bread

been getting threats of violence over this one and honestly? that’s fair

this post gets even funnier once you know that op made cookie clicker

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

😂😭😭😭

In crying 😭

where are those big bang theory memes where sheldon is saying random words instead of bazinga

What the fuck am I looking at

Is this what a seizure feels like

are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

the people tagging this with “both bitch” are incredibly powerful and not to be trifled with

*removes one earbud* fuck you want

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

I feel personally attacked

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Never forget the time my grandma said that St. Patrick didn’t chase all the snakes out of Ireland because there are still Brits there fcgvhbjnkm

Those horses were gettin’ the fuck outta there.

Hey I’ve seen this video a few times both on here and on twitter, and I want you guys to know this is a 3D render. https://www.instagram.com/p/BuHvu4SF8PA/ This is the original post/artist here! It’s a shame since I keep seeing this without people even knowing it’s a render/not real, and that the artist doesn’t even have a shred of credit.

@srrybabe