what?

You are a dork.

A cute dork. A cuork.

I don’t have to when it says that dogs don’t love me. 

You're such a Lerman. You have your own species.

I guess that Book of Sky Ferreira is not a good one. No facts or arguments haha.

You've never read it.

According to the Book of Sky Ferreira.

Hey, nothing wrong with being a bit old fashioned every once in a while.

But you made it seem than it was better than hair whipping. Have you ever whipped your hair?

Because you're Logan Lerman. 

Babies are so cute. 

I don't think so.

I’ve got hair to flip, just the headache that came after it wasn’t so satisfactory.

Hair flipping is so 2003. 

That song got annoying like a week after it was released. 

Well, if you've got hair to whip then it didn't.

Is it bad that I haven’t heard it?

You've never heard Whip My Hair?

Anything is possible, young Logan.

Which one? The whip your hair one?

Yeah, such an inspiration to me.