tutant meenage neetle teetles

2020′s final plot twist could be me meeting the love of my life idk 

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers' labour

When rich ppl watched parasite and walked away with either "this isnt about me" or "poor ppl could be hiding in my walls how evil of them"

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

everything cats do is right. cats will sit in front of a window and look outside for hours and i think we could all learn a thing or two from them

me in the mornings & me omw to work

reblog if youve ever been called -bread -oprah winfrey -pianist -cake pan

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs