Whatever they had going on was way hotter sorry
yeah I think the masculine skirts and using olive oil as lube was hotter than anything going on currently, definitely better than everything the op listed 😭😭😭
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Whatever they had going on was way hotter sorry
yeah I think the masculine skirts and using olive oil as lube was hotter than anything going on currently, definitely better than everything the op listed 😭😭😭

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Macadamia nuts do not belong in cookies
I honestly wonder what is going on with the tastebuds of the people who like them? like, I love white chocolate, and I love other types of nuts, but macadamias always just had like little to no flavor to me 😭😭😭
Don’t @ me for saying this and I know imma sound out of touch to some but $100k+ a year really is not as much as you think it is but I mean go awf.
Also, someone did like a whole breakdown of what this means in nyc, and how she lives in a $1700 apartment and wouldn’t have been able to pay rent because of one lost paycheck…at 100k, I think she said her take home in nyc was more like 50k, about $4000 a month, and a one bedroom in nyc is the $1700. ppl don’t realize, making under $50,000 a year in nyc basically puts you under the poverty line in that city…AOC is questionable, but she’s not eating caviar everyday…
Applebee’s is the Hollister of restaurants
This is incorrect. That would go to Chili’s.
Applebee’s is the Aeropostale of restaurants
the way y’all are both so wrong…cheesecake factory is hollister. applebee’s is the gap and chilis is old navy…
I wish people just like knew off jump that if I’m wearing something ugly it’s because I know it’s ugly and I’m making a conscious aesthetic choice. This is deliberate. Like this is intentional.
actually, it’s kind of an insult for that not to naturally occur to them like… you think I look ugly…on accident????? federal prison

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I have a theory that evil eye doesn’t work in large numbers. I think it reverts and gives the person good luck if too many people try to evil eye them. It’s why trump became president it’s why Elon and bezos keep winning we’re doing more harm than good if you ask me I’m starting to learn my lesson. We have to start mentally wiping these people from our conscience just spiritually block them I can’t do this alone people !
I don’t know how many times this needs to be said but zionism isn’t “Jews vs. Muslims” it’s “Occupier and Occupied”.
aside from how the “jews vs muslims” a. erases palestinian christians, druze and other religious groups b. makes it easier for zionists to claim every criticism of israel for you know, settler occupation, displacement, ongoing genocide, state terrorism and pretty much every war crime on the list is inherently antisemitic c. gives gentiles (who are “coincidentally” never palestinian) an excuse to be antisemitic (usually towards random innocent jews) as a way of “helping palestine” or “avenging palestinians” (it does neither)
theres this newer and ~woker~ version of this, “not all jews are zionists (but all zionists are jews”. is not only… misinformed and antisemitic but is often a distraction.
a good portion of violent antisemites, including neo-nazis, are zionists, because they want us gone. it didn’t work when they tried to kill us all, so getting us out of their sight is the best they can legally get.
it’s easier to say zionism is strictly “a jewish thing” than to examine how zionism feeds on antisemitism, and see the amount of governments that have and still do give and receive military assistance from israel. how the us has been complicit in genocide and war crimes alongside israel since it was founded? russia? chad? the philippines? bulgaria?
israel is collaborating and cuddling up with extreme right-winged European leaders. israel excuses and ignores violent antisemitism when it fits.
(people that are neither jewish nor palestinian are also encouraged to reblog)
the oscars completely fucked up transit in los angeles by having the ceremony at fucking UNION STATION... it’s been really really bad and has added to the city’s criminalization and displacement of houseless folks in a big way.
you really have to move to new york with some kind of goal in mind bc why else would you willingly live in these kennels. this is not a place you can escape to as ive learned.
tea. like i had this idea that I would be trying a new restaurant every day and walking everywhere and seeing something new everyday and really i would just be exhausted and then have to go home to my very expensive apartment that still had roaches 😭😭😭 like you really have the be the hustling type or a total extrovert or something...
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WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????
This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades
they cut it because of the ONE gay reference
Same energy
both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter
I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.
I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.
Here for the sensitive masculinity and broody femininity sm love
As best I can tell, the back of the doll box’s text reads: RICHARD is a handsome, wealthy widower who cannot seem to get over the loss of his first wife … until you came along! His kids are now Your Little Step Children, who you feel conflicted about to say the least. Richard’s silences are full of sorrow; he has a void in his heart that perhaps you can fill. He just has to accept that his first wife is gone … or is she?

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If you didn’t score above 50% on the difficult person quiz is your pussy even worth it?
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I want to marry someone as funny as me. Imagine we both laughing because we forgot to pick the kids up from school
I’m admittedly triggered by this post teachers don’t even wait with you like in the movies
omg i said this before and i dont think anyone cares but i think forgetting your kids at school for more than like a half hour at most is chidl abuse...idk, i was NEVER forgotten at school, and I really mean never...
Police do not prevent crime. They mostly just mill around in the aftermath and write up a report.
I’m so tired of this “Who will protect you from rapists and murderers if you don’t have police?”
There are currently 400,000 untested rape kits in the US.
40% of murders go unsolved.
So not only do police not prevent crime–they rarely even seek justice.
Using resources to improve impoverished communities is a proven method of curtailing criminal behavior. Giving police tanks and military hardware doesn’t do jack.
Republicans know exactly what Defund the Police means. And if the slogan were something different they’d still find a way to feign outrage. This is no marketing blunder.
I think I’m going to let AOC bring this one in for a landing…
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Hello everyone. I'm Aquila. As some of you know, I was furloughed during the pandemic.… Aquila Campbell needs your support for Help with Ex
hello everyone.
as some of you know, i was furloughed during the pandemic. i worked as a substitute teacher before the schools closed. i was unemployed for 7 months and my unemployment benefits were keeping me afloat. i have a job now and i’m working hard. i’m moving out of my apartment because they increased the rent during a pandemic! i’m looking around and have a few leads, but by the time it’s time for me to move mid december, i won’t have enough to secure a place and keep my head above water at the same time. hopefully this will be my last time having to raise money for housing in a long time. i’ll be making pretty decent money at my job and i shouldn’t have to worry about this going forward. i’m trying my best to graduate from e-begging university. 😖
my current lease ends december 15th and i’m looking to completely secure a place for myself and my mother by that time. i’m hoping to raise $5000 by december 1st. this will cover the following expenses that i anticipate:
application fees. these can run up to $150-200 in some cases.
security deposit: this could be twice my base rent, but my credit is decent so hopefully it will be just the first month’s rent or lower. my max base rent may be $1100 (yeah i’m in atlanta lol). but my ideal is $900 max.
moving expenses.
gas (traveling for looking at places around the area).
depending on where i live, i might need to buy a microwave, a washer + dryer, and storage shelves for a pantry.
i’ll keep you updated with my progress in my donations and in my moving process. if you have any questions or suggestions, please feel free to direct message me on twitter @tender discord contour kit#5536 or email me at [email protected]. thank you for your continued support. also uhhhh let me find my cards okay i’m a black lesbian working on finishing the second year of my masters degree! i take a biologic for my crohn’s disease so i’m at moderate risk for severe illness if i get covid but! i need the coins so i gotta work! there’s no obligation to donate in these cursed times but spreading it helps. thank you.
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i’ve applied to two places already. luckily the application was cheap for both. another one i’m interested in has an expensive application fee so i’m holding off until i hear back from the first two. i’m going to view 3 more properties tomorrow and end my search there. i will keep you posted! i’m slowly getting there. thank you for all the help.
across all platforms, a little over $2300 has been raised. that’s nearly halfway to my goal. thanks for the support everyone. 😭
the total is up to $2598 now! that’s a little over half way there now. thanks everyone! 😭
i got approved for an apartment! i’m waiting on an approval or denial from another place before i make my final decision. across all platforms, i have a total of $2703 now, which is over half my goal. thank you for donating. this helps me tremendously.
it’s official now. i’ll be moving soon. there’s $2862 raised across all of my payment platforms now. that leaves $2138 left to raise, which will go toward moving expenses and the applicances i’ll need to buy. thank you for the support!
Pro tip: If a guy tells you he isn’t very political, he is conservative but has learned that won’t get him laid
idk this is what i started saying when talking about politics started making me excessively depressed, so i only will talk around ppl who have made it clear they are progressive