“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

do u wanna come over and color and watch blue’s clues and play minecraft and eat pizza rolls and

a bed is such a charming place. like... theres blankets in there...

u know whats crazy its 2026 and phone in bed is still the only way to survive. they never made a way around this

*searches signs of ocd again to see if there will be a definitive answer about whether i have it or not this time*

“just plug your phone in across the room and then you won’t stay up late scrolling” good point but if my phone doesn’t sleep tucked into bed with me how will it get a good night’s rest

they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)