a place for all things haunted. but mostly incorrect L&C, daily

Just checking if your still alive 🙃🙃

Skull: *describing all the ways Lucy could kill Lockwood and George*

Lockwood, to Kipps: For someone who’s 70% water, you don’t look very refreshing

Lucy: How do you talk so fast?

Lucy: I currently have seven empty notebooks, and no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Lockwood: I started saying ‘hardcore parkour’ ironically to everything that involved movement like falling off the bed and screaming HARDCORE PARKOUR or jumping into a room and making people scared but now I can’t stop saying it

Lucy: Every time I think, I take 10 damage

Holly: My last brain cell is heart-shaped and yours is too, Lockwood

Lockwood: I’m Lockwood. I’m the founder of Lockwood and Co

George: This is the worst day ever