Dylan

I love your current theme!! I'm glad life is treating you well Dyl❤️

Coming to Tumblr to giggle shit for five seconds. Okay there's this dude I'm fooling around with right and like whatever who gaf. Right. Except I don't say that about him ever right like anyone who knows me and him don't say that. What do people say?? What do I say?? Horse. "The horse pissed me off today." "Dyl your horse forgot to come get me after work today" "dyl get your god damned horse he's not listening" right. And. He loses his mind Everytime. IT WOULD'VE NEVER DRAGGED OUT SO LONG IF HE DIDN'T GET CRAZY ABOUT IT bro like truly one day I was like hm . Thanks horse boy to smth he did. Right. I was like yeah next time I see you I'll feed you sugar cubes and Oates from my hands bro and literally in all caps he says "IM NOT A FUCKING HORSE DYLAN." woah. Hooooly fuck I'm never letting it go. And it's every God damned time God forbid I say it outloud he throws his hands up and sighs and is like gahhh dyl!!! I'm not a fucking horse bro!! He'll actually rip his hand off my leg in the car if I say it to him there. LIKE BEING HORSE ISN'T A GOOD THING?? right. I elevated the bit though. I got his life 360 right. Named his apartment the horse stable. His job???? Horse racing. DON'T PLAY WITH ME. And he gets sooo annoyed at the horse business and then out of nowhere will comically look puzzled and be like "hm.. horses do drink beer. I like beer. I luuhhve beer.." right. Right dude that's why. YOU'RE A HORSE LIKE I KNOOWWWEHHH. Anyways. I drew me hitting him because he's pissing me off. But that's unrelated. And he will pay his dues.