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in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

that’s just what men are like

I’m afraid of living a stagnant life. I want to do more, I want to see more, I want to be more. I want to constantly grow and better myself in who I am, in my friendships in my relationships, in my career, in every single aspect of my life. I never want to settle for anything or anyone, even the person I am.

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

cain said this to abel

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

This is going to get me banned

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

I think about this post every day

pikachu being a cop means he’s not allowed at pride

Pikachu is a private investigator not a cop and thus allowed at pride and also was there when Marsha P Johnson threw the first brick at Stonewall so don’t you ever disrespect him for a Tumblr post again

Please reblog!

help him out and i’ll send u our sex tape

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

raisin bran crunch has all the necessary nutrients for great coochie

My nan eats that 😧

Guess what your nan has

“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.“-Robert Frost