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Me:

Parents:

Me:

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds in*

Parents: iebdwibtifhd

Me: what

Parents: HDJEHDIFNE

Me: what

Me: *takes out earbuds*

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds back in*

Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir

Me: what

#21st century schizoid man

ithrowshoesatconservatives

long-term nuclear waste warning messages + rich people's indoor swimming pools

honestly forgot i even had a tumblr

ground control to myspace tom

lock your friends list and put some music on

#myspacetom

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I wanna learn how to speak in full width text

y’know, “ｌｉｋｅｔｈｉｓ”

#fullwidth

abingdonii

hi everyone

I know tumblr is all “omg” about bath bombs at the moment I’m here to be your resident killjoy

just make sure your bathbombs don’t have sugar in them because HOLY URINARY TRACT INFECTION BATMAN

same goes for a lot of artificial perfumes

ychr-deactivated20150601

i don’t use bath bombs but reblogged because very few people deserve to have uti

skortan8

I used to get urinary tract infection quite often as a kid and let me tell you from experience...

That shit HURTS.

sorry for disappearing - to my 0 followers

i got cowabunga’d

Dear thieves,

It is not a moral compass. It is the law.

ye

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56blogscrazy

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: don't call me boy, friend.

Someone else: Don't call me friend, bucko.

Person 3: Don't call me bucko, pal.

And so on and so forth...

just-shower-thoughts

Life is not Pay to win because we’re technically using “in game” currency, it is more like Spawn to win.

skortan8

it is also spawn to lose, living bucket of tonsil stones

i-am-a-fish

feliz navidaddy

skortan8

pls stop

el-mapache-zurdo

aphextwinselectedambientworks

This nigga from 1920 be living in 3020

luvmangosdope

Wow it makes so much sense tho..

yesbitemeharder

Why tf we ain’t got these?

rooksandravens

Give me the forbidden parallel parking tire!

skortan8

we need these

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Drake looks like he stubbed his toe and honestly