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I WAS recently T-boned for the second time in 18 months, and again it was by a red P-plater. I was heading to work, just spent the night with my lady, when all-of-a-sudden a car pulls out from a side street. Before I could do anything, I smashed into the car at 60 km/h. I ended up over the handlebars, on the bonnet and then on my back on the road. My Sporty went in the other direction. As I lay…

Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr Jones at your cervix.” On a septic tank truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels On a plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” At a tyre store: “Invite us to your next blowout.” On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.” On…

BEEN to the gym, then had a nice shower. I’ve just picked up a bottle of home-brew from one of the neighbours for this afternoon. I’ve got a few joints rolled up for the XBox tournament with the lads. After that I’ll muck around online with some porn and gambling sites. Then to finish off the perfect day, it’s a nice blow job before I go to bed. Fuck I love prison!