Me waking up at 3am to drink some aunt jemima’s syrup
almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON

Product Placement
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
NASA

#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Keni

pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@skoll-e-ton
Me waking up at 3am to drink some aunt jemima’s syrup

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When it’s time to pet your cat
In foookin HOWLIN
hmm hmm hmm
this is sending me.
A corndog is just a meat twinkie

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Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands
Call that skeet shooting
Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
Highly successful honeybee
Absolutely off the shits
Lost in the sauce
I’ve come to make an announcement.
Kushala Daora is a bitch ass mother fucker, he wind blasted my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his shitass wind box out and he wind blasted my fucking wife and he said his wind barrier was THIS BIG, and I said “that’s fucking obnoxious!“Â
So I’m making a callout post to my tumblr dot com. Kushala Daora, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like:
That’s right baby! All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
anime with a promising plot is completely ruined when they add ecchi elements… it’s so bad i don’t even wanna watch it past episode one… like, i’m about to make like those big anime tiddies and bounce
Objectively the wrong opinion
how did you reply to this post while your hands were busy jacking you off to cartoon tiddies
Bold of you to assume my dick is big enough to need two hands

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THEY ERASED MY DEVIANT THOUGHTS WITH SURGICAL PRECISION
When you are into cyberpunk, but cyberpunk isn’t here yet and you’re on a budget.
I will always reblog all of these.
aww lawd he got tiddies
kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)
kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.
tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves

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Anyone reading this?
In a jar. Like everyone else.
Cool fact about thick thighs:
Free hand warmer always
Or ear warmers