Fresh Bones

In foookin HOWLIN

A corndog is just a meat twinkie

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

Call that skeet shooting

Absolutely off the shits

Lost in the sauce

anime with a promising plot is completely ruined when they add ecchi elements… it’s so bad i don’t even wanna watch it past episode one… like, i’m about to make like those big anime tiddies and bounce

Objectively the wrong opinion

how did you reply to this post while your hands were busy jacking you off to cartoon tiddies

Bold of you to assume my dick is big enough to need two hands

When you are into cyberpunk, but cyberpunk isn’t here yet and you’re on a budget.

I will always reblog all of these.

tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves

Anyone reading this?

In a jar. Like everyone else.

Or ear warmers