the physics of falling mushrooms

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

something they don’t warn you about when it comes to bunnies is that you’ll kiss them and then there’ll be bunny hair in your mouth

love that there's candles in there like..

Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

Fandom creators are like cows, some people think you can just milk them for content, but actually they need enrichment (comments) and a nice pasture to graze on (kudos/likes) and they secretly also like cuddles (asks about their fic/art)