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@skippthecredits
still alive you dumb fucks
name's Skipp
he/him, bi(tch)
21, been in prison for four of those. almost got put back in. thanks Petalburg PD π
Kantonian living in Hoenn
accidentally got roped into some protagonist shit idk I just wanted a free pokemon
Jennies and supporters should try dying sometime
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Happy Neil Day!!
WHY is it so HOT in Hoenn it is DECEMBER
try not being weak it helps a lot tbh π
Hello, Skipp.
Hoping to collect data on Rocket defects.
Request for data: Reasoning? Preceding events? Likelihood to rejoin?
: And you're not allowed to just respond by cursing us out this time, pory!! / Take that! AHAHAHA!!! :
- @rocket-researcher-antares
ππ mew's fur what'd I do to get the most annoying branch in my inbox smh I've been so good and for what
anyways I've talked about this shit on the blog before so ngl you're kind of a shit researcher π€π€π€ but hey you're Unovan so ig it's not a surprise that I gotta speak slowly and clearly for your dumb ass. make sure your fed phone writes this down in nice big letters for you bc I'm not repeating this for you
I didn't leave Rocket because I wanted to. I left because I got caught by the Jennies while I was out on a heist. Did four years in the joint. Unlike you guys, Kanto doesn't tend to take back failures, and especially not in Celadon.
I've given it a lot of thought over the past few days, and honestly??? I don't think I'd rejoin if given the chance now. And I'm not just saying that because they nearly locked my ass up until I was 50 over the whole Norman thing, I just?????? Don't think I'd go back now. It doesn't feel right.
idk man I've got a decent thing going here in Hoenn and I don't think I wanna fuck it up y'know??? I didn't have anything to fuck up when I joined up :/ kind of a change of pace ngl but I'm not complaining
: woah / we weren't supposed to see a lot of those words :
Well. Antares. Hm. Unaware astral research applied in Johto Rocket branch? Unless using sampling method for this ask to determine abilities. Understandable, however. Hm.
As long as able to avoid detection by authorities, Rocket Unova branch will recognize your uses. More stable, harder to f. harder to "screw up" than current life path, can always return to crime lifestyle but never fully escape from-
: ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH / ANTARES I'LL HANDLE THIS GUY, PORY! :
Ok.
: YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MY TRAINER / NOR MY (RAINBOW'S) EXCELLENCE, PORY!!! :
: YOU WON'T JOIN US!? / THEN COWER BEFORE OUR HORRIFIC VENGANCE- :
: NONO ANTARES PUT THE BALL DOWN / YOUR KING WISHES TO FIGHT FOR YOU!! / SKIPP I SHALL GET MY VENGA_NCE THIS IS NOT THE LA_S_TT YOU WIL_L HE_ARR OF- / [Disconnected!] :
Apologies. Emphatically, Rocket employment offer still on the table.
yeah okay good to know I got a seat in the land of no standards βοΈβοΈ
and I'm from KANTO you illiterate fuck. K. A. N. T. O. that means you Unovan slowpokes don't have anything to do with me and mine. you wanna come and enact ""vengeance"" that isn't yours to take and I'll bust your fuckin kneecaps off π₯π₯π₯
I don't know you fuckers and I don't want to know you. stay in your own lane.
Hello, Skipp.
Hoping to collect data on Rocket defects.
Request for data: Reasoning? Preceding events? Likelihood to rejoin?
: And you're not allowed to just respond by cursing us out this time, pory!! / Take that! AHAHAHA!!! :
- @rocket-researcher-antares
ππ mew's fur what'd I do to get the most annoying branch in my inbox smh I've been so good and for what
anyways I've talked about this shit on the blog before so ngl you're kind of a shit researcher π€π€π€ but hey you're Unovan so ig it's not a surprise that I gotta speak slowly and clearly for your dumb ass. make sure your fed phone writes this down in nice big letters for you bc I'm not repeating this for you
I didn't leave Rocket because I wanted to. I left because I got caught by the Jennies while I was out on a heist. Did four years in the joint. Unlike you guys, Kanto doesn't tend to take back failures, and especially not in Celadon.
I've given it a lot of thought over the past few days, and honestly??? I don't think I'd rejoin if given the chance now. And I'm not just saying that because they nearly locked my ass up until I was 50 over the whole Norman thing, I just?????? Don't think I'd go back now. It doesn't feel right.
idk man I've got a decent thing going here in Hoenn and I don't think I wanna fuck it up y'know??? I didn't have anything to fuck up when I joined up :/ kind of a change of pace ngl but I'm not complaining
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Rattata -- sowsow
youve been in unova for like a day and already getting laid?!
I DID NOT SLEEP WITH CASI'S HUSBAND
damn wild days got wild game π₯΅π₯΅
gr sick of scroling for meaningless rotomblr discourse
start the silliest discourse you can think of in the reblogs of this post /nf
pewter crunchies are better than lava cookies hoennians are just haters
I love metapods but whenever I see one I'm overcome with the desire to toss them like a boomerang
you should tbh it's good enrichment for them
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I like your new hoodie. I think it's a hoodie, anyway. New top, there we go.
new top βοΈπ
yeah lmao I figured a style change might be in order tbh. wasn't really vibing with the red and black anymore :/ wonder why
When the fling flung us, we make our own damn fun β€οΈπΈ
I still look rough from that drop. One of the food truck guys asked me if I got back into boxing classes, HAHβΌοΈ
...For no reason in particular.
What is a "SlowpokeTail" and is a million PokΓ© a reasonable price for such a thing, or am I correct in assuming that that this individual is attempting to scam me?
(It isn't as if I have that kind of money, regardless, so I suppose the point is moot... but I am perhaps more curious than I should be.)
Depending on how and where that tail was obtained, it is either ethically sourced meat, or the result of pokΓ©mon abuse by people that want to make a quick buck. Ma'am, who offered you this? A rough description?
Black hat; couldn't make out hair underneath it. Dark clothes. Hooded jacket over the shirt, though thinking back there was... something on the shirt that I couldn't quite make out. High boots.
Seemed normal enough apart from the fact that he really wanted me to buy this and, when I made it clear I wasn't in possession of that sort of money, told me to (and I quote) "scram."
...I'll be right back. I have more questions for this man myself.
Oh
Oh no.
Donβt go back there, for your own safety.
Thatβs a member of Team Rocket, an organized crime group that is unfortunately prevalent in Kanjoh. Also probably report him to the authorities
ffs it isn't just Rocket doing this shit you know ππ still probably not the best idea to go back and fuck with the guy but regular ass poachers exist too
also if he is a Rocket the Slowpoke Tail Dumbassery is SPECIFICALLY a Johto Rocket racket. don't mix the two branches that's how you get your ass clapped
...what?
she LITERALLY described the Rocket uniform
I am perfectly capable of defending myself against Team Rocket
This reads like you're defending them.
Yeah, @skippthecredits - what the heck? Are you trying to play #notallTeamMembers?
she described a guy in a black hat, dark clothes, a hooded jacket over a graphic shirt of some sort, and high boots π€¨ this could be the Rocket uniform, an independent poacher trying to keep a low profile, or just some guy in his emo phase selling drugs and tails so he can get into the upcoming Twenty-one Pidoves concert
all you gym leaders like to say this shit and then never actually fight w Rocket members ππππππ usually you're too deep in the Rocket Pockets to actually do anything lmaooo the Johto execs had your boy Pryce on a LEASH until he went and fucked it up for himself all those years ago.
I'm an ex-Rocket, gymbo π₯π₯π₯ I was in for like three years. I'm not defending them I just know my shit. deadass where was I even defending them smh all I was saying was that there was a chance it wasn't Rocket here and that you don't want to get yourself caught up in the Kanto-Johto infighting bc it is ROUGH
next time maybe think for three seconds before you try to come at me with dumb shit like this idk
....okay were you talking to @walkingbugencyclopedia or to me because I am literally just some guy
I'm not a Gym leader, I've never been a Gym leader, I've been to Johto exactly once in my life, and if Team Rocket was willing to bankroll schools they might actually be doing some good in the world
talking to both of you dipshit π₯π₯ you wanna stand in his corner talking like you know shit you're gonna get smacked like him
Skipp, correct? I would suggest you don't go picking fights. It wasn't unreasonable for Bugsy to assume the individual was with team rocket, they've run a Slowpoketail racket before, nevermind the similarities in appearance. Additionally, being willing to go to such lengths to defend team rocket may cause some people to think you're still involved, regardless of whether or not you've actually changed your ways.
Either way, I'm not going to take someone threatening one of our gym leaders lightly.
mew's fuckin FUR girl you sure live up to your name huh. anyways πΆπΆ
Hoenn? Ah, I see, you're still at the running from your past part of your life. Probably what, 22 at most? I can tell you from experience that you're not going to be able to run fast or far enough to stop it from catching up with you. It may even be biting at your heels now. It's not the sort of thing anyone can escape. I'd offer you advice, but all I can really say is that when your past does come calling you'll want some good friends if you don't have any already. I do wish you luck, and so long as you don't go around getting into fights with gym leaders I can find arrangements in the Kanjoh region for you if you do want to return for any unfinished business.
don't give me the lecture girlie you don't know shit about my life.
when I return to Kanto it'll be on my own damn merit. I'm not taking pity handouts from the fuckin League.
...For no reason in particular.
What is a "SlowpokeTail" and is a million PokΓ© a reasonable price for such a thing, or am I correct in assuming that that this individual is attempting to scam me?
(It isn't as if I have that kind of money, regardless, so I suppose the point is moot... but I am perhaps more curious than I should be.)
Depending on how and where that tail was obtained, it is either ethically sourced meat, or the result of pokΓ©mon abuse by people that want to make a quick buck. Ma'am, who offered you this? A rough description?
Black hat; couldn't make out hair underneath it. Dark clothes. Hooded jacket over the shirt, though thinking back there was... something on the shirt that I couldn't quite make out. High boots.
Seemed normal enough apart from the fact that he really wanted me to buy this and, when I made it clear I wasn't in possession of that sort of money, told me to (and I quote) "scram."
...I'll be right back. I have more questions for this man myself.
Oh
Oh no.
Donβt go back there, for your own safety.
Thatβs a member of Team Rocket, an organized crime group that is unfortunately prevalent in Kanjoh. Also probably report him to the authorities
ffs it isn't just Rocket doing this shit you know ππ still probably not the best idea to go back and fuck with the guy but regular ass poachers exist too
also if he is a Rocket the Slowpoke Tail Dumbassery is SPECIFICALLY a Johto Rocket racket. don't mix the two branches that's how you get your ass clapped
...what?
she LITERALLY described the Rocket uniform
I am perfectly capable of defending myself against Team Rocket
This reads like you're defending them.
Yeah, @skippthecredits - what the heck? Are you trying to play #notallTeamMembers?
she described a guy in a black hat, dark clothes, a hooded jacket over a graphic shirt of some sort, and high boots π€¨ this could be the Rocket uniform, an independent poacher trying to keep a low profile, or just some guy in his emo phase selling drugs and tails so he can get into the upcoming Twenty-one Pidoves concert
all you gym leaders like to say this shit and then never actually fight w Rocket members ππππππ usually you're too deep in the Rocket Pockets to actually do anything lmaooo the Johto execs had your boy Pryce on a LEASH until he went and fucked it up for himself all those years ago.
I'm an ex-Rocket, gymbo π₯π₯π₯ I was in for like three years. I'm not defending them I just know my shit. deadass where was I even defending them smh all I was saying was that there was a chance it wasn't Rocket here and that you don't want to get yourself caught up in the Kanto-Johto infighting bc it is ROUGH
next time maybe think for three seconds before you try to come at me with dumb shit like this idk
....okay were you talking to @walkingbugencyclopedia or to me because I am literally just some guy
I'm not a Gym leader, I've never been a Gym leader, I've been to Johto exactly once in my life, and if Team Rocket was willing to bankroll schools they might actually be doing some good in the world
talking to both of you dipshit π₯π₯ you wanna stand in his corner talking like you know shit you're gonna get smacked like him
Skipp, correct? I would suggest you don't go picking fights. It wasn't unreasonable for Bugsy to assume the individual was with team rocket, they've run a Slowpoketail racket before, nevermind the similarities in appearance. Additionally, being willing to go to such lengths to defend team rocket may cause some people to think you're still involved, regardless of whether or not you've actually changed your ways.
Either way, I'm not going to take someone threatening one of our gym leaders lightly.
mew's fuckin FUR girl you sure live up to your name huh. anyways πΆπΆ
...For no reason in particular.
What is a "SlowpokeTail" and is a million PokΓ© a reasonable price for such a thing, or am I correct in assuming that that this individual is attempting to scam me?
(It isn't as if I have that kind of money, regardless, so I suppose the point is moot... but I am perhaps more curious than I should be.)
Depending on how and where that tail was obtained, it is either ethically sourced meat, or the result of pokΓ©mon abuse by people that want to make a quick buck. Ma'am, who offered you this? A rough description?
Black hat; couldn't make out hair underneath it. Dark clothes. Hooded jacket over the shirt, though thinking back there was... something on the shirt that I couldn't quite make out. High boots.
Seemed normal enough apart from the fact that he really wanted me to buy this and, when I made it clear I wasn't in possession of that sort of money, told me to (and I quote) "scram."
...I'll be right back. I have more questions for this man myself.
Oh
Oh no.
Donβt go back there, for your own safety.
Thatβs a member of Team Rocket, an organized crime group that is unfortunately prevalent in Kanjoh. Also probably report him to the authorities
ffs it isn't just Rocket doing this shit you know ππ still probably not the best idea to go back and fuck with the guy but regular ass poachers exist too
also if he is a Rocket the Slowpoke Tail Dumbassery is SPECIFICALLY a Johto Rocket racket. don't mix the two branches that's how you get your ass clapped
...what?
she LITERALLY described the Rocket uniform
I am perfectly capable of defending myself against Team Rocket
This reads like you're defending them.
Yeah, @skippthecredits - what the heck? Are you trying to play #notallTeamMembers?
she described a guy in a black hat, dark clothes, a hooded jacket over a graphic shirt of some sort, and high boots π€¨ this could be the Rocket uniform, an independent poacher trying to keep a low profile, or just some guy in his emo phase selling drugs and tails so he can get into the upcoming Twenty-one Pidoves concert
all you gym leaders like to say this shit and then never actually fight w Rocket members ππππππ usually you're too deep in the Rocket Pockets to actually do anything lmaooo the Johto execs had your boy Pryce on a LEASH until he went and fucked it up for himself all those years ago.
I'm an ex-Rocket, gymbo π₯π₯π₯ I was in for like three years. I'm not defending them I just know my shit. deadass where was I even defending them smh all I was saying was that there was a chance it wasn't Rocket here and that you don't want to get yourself caught up in the Kanto-Johto infighting bc it is ROUGH
next time maybe think for three seconds before you try to come at me with dumb shit like this idk
....okay were you talking to @walkingbugencyclopedia or to me because I am literally just some guy
I'm not a Gym leader, I've never been a Gym leader, I've been to Johto exactly once in my life, and if Team Rocket was willing to bankroll schools they might actually be doing some good in the world
talking to both of you dipshit π₯π₯ you wanna stand in his corner talking like you know shit you're gonna get smacked like him
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...For no reason in particular.
What is a "SlowpokeTail" and is a million PokΓ© a reasonable price for such a thing, or am I correct in assuming that that this individual is attempting to scam me?
(It isn't as if I have that kind of money, regardless, so I suppose the point is moot... but I am perhaps more curious than I should be.)
Depending on how and where that tail was obtained, it is either ethically sourced meat, or the result of pokΓ©mon abuse by people that want to make a quick buck. Ma'am, who offered you this? A rough description?
Black hat; couldn't make out hair underneath it. Dark clothes. Hooded jacket over the shirt, though thinking back there was... something on the shirt that I couldn't quite make out. High boots.
Seemed normal enough apart from the fact that he really wanted me to buy this and, when I made it clear I wasn't in possession of that sort of money, told me to (and I quote) "scram."
...I'll be right back. I have more questions for this man myself.
Oh
Oh no.
Donβt go back there, for your own safety.
Thatβs a member of Team Rocket, an organized crime group that is unfortunately prevalent in Kanjoh. Also probably report him to the authorities
ffs it isn't just Rocket doing this shit you know ππ still probably not the best idea to go back and fuck with the guy but regular ass poachers exist too
also if he is a Rocket the Slowpoke Tail Dumbassery is SPECIFICALLY a Johto Rocket racket. don't mix the two branches that's how you get your ass clapped
...what?
she LITERALLY described the Rocket uniform
I am perfectly capable of defending myself against Team Rocket
This reads like you're defending them.
Yeah, @skippthecredits - what the heck? Are you trying to play #notallTeamMembers?
she described a guy in a black hat, dark clothes, a hooded jacket over a graphic shirt of some sort, and high boots π€¨ this could be the Rocket uniform, an independent poacher trying to keep a low profile, or just some guy in his emo phase selling drugs and tails so he can get into the upcoming Twenty-one Pidoves concert
all you gym leaders like to say this shit and then never actually fight w Rocket members ππππππ usually you're too deep in the Rocket Pockets to actually do anything lmaooo the Johto execs had your boy Pryce on a LEASH until he went and fucked it up for himself all those years ago.
I'm an ex-Rocket, gymbo π₯π₯π₯ I was in for like three years. I'm not defending them I just know my shit. deadass where was I even defending them smh all I was saying was that there was a chance it wasn't Rocket here and that you don't want to get yourself caught up in the Kanto-Johto infighting bc it is ROUGH
next time maybe think for three seconds before you try to come at me with dumb shit like this idk
spent literally all of yesterday after I got my ID walking. kinda forgot to sleep ngl just didn't want to stop until I got home
anyways βοΈ made it back safe enough. gonna just try to take it easy for a bit until my brain feels less like it's about to light on fire.
ma missed me. it's still kinda wild to me that people do that now.
