sinful

so it’s 5am and i just realized that Willow and Jaden Smith are named after their parents

Jaden Smith = Jada Pinkett-Smith Willow Smith = Will Smith

me when i’m arguing with someone: look my memory is shit but looking at these vague statistics buried in my brain i can promise you you are wrong

[DJing party for the first time]  sorry guys ignore this spotify ad the music should be back soon

I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Young St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me  so I just don’t know

Harry Potter the Second. You were named after the bravest man I knew. It was me. I’m awesome. I fucking killed voldemort.

Anyone still saying “Hillary would have been just as bad” can eat an entire bag of dicks.