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there are 3 wolves inside of you. first one is a aroace!grace truther. the other one ships grace/simon. the third wolf believes grace belongs in a polycule with Rocky and Adrian.
these 3 can coincide harmoniously.
we are gay. anything is possible for us.
all three of these wolves are making out actually
oh okay
i just feel like everything about this was really unnecessary /silly /pos
Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.
i NEED to see more people using the idea of rocky doing surgery on grace. he wants to know about his body!!!
happy pride month to everyone in the lettuce gravy bacon tomato queso community, you guys make the best sandwiches

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comedy genuinely peaked here. sorry to every other actor ever, you will never reach THIS height
i need people to talk about this scene more it’s so fucking funny bro
i think i’ve seen like one post about this, but i genuinely need to see more of the au were grace immediately remembers he didn’t sign up for the hail mary.
in my mind, the first scene goes pretty much the same, but at whatever point where he gets his first memory (which i think is the petrova line?) instead he remembers two things: being tackled and sedated, and the name eva stratt.
i said those two things specifically because i think it would be kind of funny to see how grace’s personality changes based on his memories. obviously he’s still going to be awkward and silly and full of jokes, but i think he’d be much more pessimistic and open to taking more risks (because although he will do the mission, he’s subconsciously trying to fuck it up). after he meets rocky and gets some of his other memories back, he’d definitely become more warm, but i think he’d still generally be gruffer than his original personality. i honestly have no clue how him only remembering being sedated in the beginning would work, but im just gonna say something went wrong with the amnesia that was administered to him
anyways i can’t write or draw but feel free to take this idea and run with it (i would love for you to tag me though i love this au!!!)
don't be afraid. do what your heart tells you to. you can have a bloodymary themed blog. this is your sign
this is insane i just had a dream about bloodymary and i wake up to this fucking ask it must be fate
pondering on redoing my whole blog to make it bloodymary themed….ough the voices
why is hail mary full of grace? why isn’t simon full of grace? why isn’t grace full of simon? why isn’t rocky full of grace? why isn’t grace full of rocky? why am i not full of grace???

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what if… bloodymary long distance relationship AU…
they met when ryland was playing chaperone during a school trip in germany. they were visiting a museum and ryland had gotten away from the group for a bit as he started getting a bit overwhelmed. there was enough adults to watch over all the kids so he allowed himself this moment of peace. as he was admiring a painting (he had actually zoned out for a while), someone stood next to him. it took ryland a few seconds to notice, turning his head expecting one of the moms who kept trying to flirt with him, but no, it was a man, a stranger. ryland, not knowing what to say, just smiled at him. the man smiled back.
"it’s a beautiful painting. i love the colors." the stranger said, his voice deep and raspy.
"yeah. i like it too." ryland replied, unable to tear his gaze away from the man.
they spend an entire hour talking about anything and everything. getting to know each other, sharing their tastes in art, even though ryland clearly wasn’t the expert here. he learned that the man was named simon and that he was on vacation to visit his family, otherwise he currently lived in korea. he was a botanist professor and had a passion for art. he actually went to art school for a bit, but found out he preferred art as a hobby.
ryland was completely fascinated. simon not only was incredibly handsome, he was so smart and cultivated. he had something interesting to say for every painting they walked by. for once, ryland wasn’t the one doing the talking, and he actually preferred it that way. the last thing he wanted right now was to make a fool of himself.
after a while, ryland had no choice but to return to his class. he thanked simon for the time they spent together, simon replied it was a pleasure of meeting him. the goodbyes dragged on. at some point, ryland caved in.
"maybe… maybe we could exchange our number." ryland gave him the most casual smile he could muster, even though he was being the opposite of casual right now. "i don’t know for how long you’ll be here but i’m only leaving in five days, so…"
simon looked like he was refraining a smile. he nodded and searched in his bag for a pen and a piece of paper "alright."
-
that was five years ago. now, ryland was sitting in bed grading tests while simon was telling him about his day through the phone.
at first, it was easy. simon kissed him before they parted ways and everything unfolded through texts and calls once ryland returned home. at this point they only knew each other for five days. they agreed to take it slow, to not rush anything.
it lasted a week before simon said he loved him.
everything went so fast, maybe because both of them knew this wouldn’t last long, and so they had to make the most of it. except they were wrong.
ryland half-listened to simon talk, eyes fixed on the wall in front of him. for a very long time, he genuinely thought he could do it. he genuinely thought that seeing simon two times a year would suffice. he pushed through the first year. they called or facetimed almost every night so it made it significantly easier. the second year was already impossibly harder. they still texted each other every day but facetimes and calls were getting rarer. by the third year, ryland could feel it slowly starting to crumble.
he held onto it though. he and simon never talked about it. he didn’t even know if simon felt the same way about their relationship. it was great, really it was, ryland loved him, he loved the way simon made him feel, he loved talking to him, but as much as he tried to convince himself that words were enough, it wasn’t. he needed simon with him. he needed to smell his cologne, needed to feel his arm around him, needed to run his hand through his hair, needed to kiss him. not just a few days a year. all the time.
moving out was a reccurent subject, and it always ended up in a fight, and the discussion always ended on the same conclusion: ryland didn’t want to give up the life he had and simon refused to leave the country he had been teared away from when he was a child. maybe ryland was selfish. simon had a very valid reason for staying in korea; he was sent in the american foster care system when he was a child and never really recovered from being denied his own culture, the country he spent the first nine years of his life in.
ryland, on the other hand? he was just a coward. his life was comfortable and changing habits was scary, but it was nowhere near as justificable. he just loved his job. his loved his kids, he loved going to the diner in the morning to have breakfast, he loved sitting on the same bench in the same park every saturday, he loved getting his food from the same grocery store, he loved walking down the same street every day. he wasn’t ready to give up on his life.
but will he ever be ready? and if one day he is, will it be too late?
OUGHHHHH I NEED THIS
depending on whether you want angst or not this could go two veryyyy different ways
i do think it would be cute if grace eventually mustered up the courage and surprised simon by coming to korea. it would definitely be a very large adjustment for him to make, but i think he would definitely do it for simon. he’d also try to learn korean before moving (and fail miserably) but i think simon would be very endeared by it.
orrrrr the phm plot plays out, grace gets recruited and starts losing contact with simon. even when they do talk, grace can’t really say anything because NDAs and whatnot. simon thinks grace is either cheating or losing interest, so the few times they can call, it usually ends up in a fight. and then one day, grace just…stops responding. his voicemails fill up from simon being increasingly irritated, to confused, to worry, to desperation. i don’t think he’d be particularly interested in the news, so he hears about the hail mary through word of mouth — or more specifically, he hears about is boyfriend on the hail mary through word of mouth. now he has to cope with the fact that not only is grace going to die in space, but he’s under the impression that grace simply felt like he couldn’t tell grace something like that
ngl i usually LOVEEE angst but with this one i think i’ll take the first option 🥺🥺
ryland doing something he thought he wasn’t capable of in every universe…
god i can imagine their relationship just falling apart and ryland is preparing to go to korea anyway. like, it can either save their relationship or destroy to the point of no return, but he’s willing to take this risk. at this point he has nothing to lose, except maybe the love of his life if he doesn’t do something.
he arrives a sunday morning. he’s completely jet-lagged but it doesn’t matter, nothing matters. he already came to korea for their fourth anniversary and stayed at simon’s apartment, so he knows where he lives.
in front of the door, he feels like his heart might beat out of his chest. his hands are shaking as he knocks on the appartment door. he hears some shuffling inside before the door opens. simon is standing there, clearly just out of bed, hair still messy and only wearing sweatpants. he didn’t even have his prosthetic on, which was usually one the first thing he did in the morning.
simon freezes for what feels like an eternity but is probably no more than two seconds.
"ryland? w-what…"
ryland rubbed his neck nervously. he had no idea if this was a good reaction or a bad one. "you… you told me i had to make a decision, so i—"
he was cut off by a strong arm circling his waist and pulling him close. he chuckled, holding simon as strong as he could. simon was totally crushing him but he didn’t care.
it felt so good to know he wasn’t leaving anymore.
YAYAYAY HAPPY ENDINGS!!! 😼
also grace proposes to simon in korean he told me himself btw
OMFG YESSSSSSS
and then after simon said yes and they’re hugging and crying in each other’s arms, simon goes "you mispronounced it… the second word it’s—"
and ryland has to tell him to shut up 😭 (in an affectionate way, of course)
HE SAYS HIS VOWS IN KOREAN TOO ACTUALLY
but this time he actually puts the work into learning korean so he can pronounce everything properly bc he was really embarrassed last time 😭 (idk if weddings work differently outside the us or not but if there’s no vows he does like a speech at the reception idk)
Love that Ryland Grace is the opposite of so many male protagonist "heroes" in media and yet he's still so incredibly brave, resilient, and strong. That flimsy little science teacher saves the day.
But he also,
Throws fits when things don't go his way. Not a "I'm a bad bitch" destroying everything-type fit, but tossing a trash can, breaking a screen-type fit.
Cries. A lot.
Pleads. He begs.
Doesn't answer the call to action.
Shows weakness. Being a coward and being fearful are two things he defines himself with.
Doesn't end up with the girl. In fact, that girl isn't even interested and he isn't, either.
Cherishes friendship over a romantic plot or something stereotypically brave like, "I'm going to save Rocky so I can save his world." No, he wants to save his friend, first and foremost.
Squeaks. He squeals. He screams, loudly and very high pitched. He whines. He complains. He physically struggles to open a jar. He's clumsy as hell. He makes some of the least graceful noises one can make.
Is not afraid to be the primitive species lowkey.
I love him and everything he stands for as a male protagonist. Men need to know that they can be just like Ryland Grace and still be just as much of a hero and a man.
one of the main reasons i loved this movie so much was because grace felt so incredibly human. there was so much to him — he wasn’t the basic big buff male hero, but he wasn’t a wimpy coward either. he expressed his emotions openly, and was fully unprepared to give up his life, which is something i hope a lot of us can relate to. he was charismatic and an excellent teacher, sure, but he was also petty and kind of a brat in his academia years (which im assuming from his “staggering waste of carbon” incident and i think it’s a very valid conclusion to come to). the whole movie, it doesn’t feel like we’re watching a character save the day, it feels like we’re watching a real person flail around and attempt to solve something much bigger than him. i think his relatableness is also what made this movie so inspiring. he’s not a perfect guy, he has his flaws, and he saved two worlds. at the end of the day, he isn’t the “saving grace” or “savior of the world,” he’s just ryland grace. and that’s enough.
grace in space
[id: It’s three drawings of Grace as a Korean man. In the first and last, he’s wearing his teacher outfit, consisting of a gray suit jacket, a blue shirt with white stripes, a lanyard, and a red tie. In the middle drawing, he’s wearing a shirt with a cat on the San Francisco bridge. In the first drawing, his collar is open, and he’s leaning back while sorting through student papers. In the second drawing, he’s pointing with both hands, and his glasses are askew, hanging from his ears. In the last drawing, he’s pointing again, though one hand also clutches an Earth bean bag. Crayon drawings depicting a cartoon spaceship, Earth, Venus, Mars, the Sun, several stars, and a few meteoroids fill the white space around him. /end id]
KOREAN RYLAND KOREAN RYLAND KOREAN RYLAND
what if… bloodymary long distance relationship AU…
they met when ryland was playing chaperone during a school trip in germany. they were visiting a museum and ryland had gotten away from the group for a bit as he started getting a bit overwhelmed. there was enough adults to watch over all the kids so he allowed himself this moment of peace. as he was admiring a painting (he had actually zoned out for a while), someone stood next to him. it took ryland a few seconds to notice, turning his head expecting one of the moms who kept trying to flirt with him, but no, it was a man, a stranger. ryland, not knowing what to say, just smiled at him. the man smiled back.
"it’s a beautiful painting. i love the colors." the stranger said, his voice deep and raspy.
"yeah. i like it too." ryland replied, unable to tear his gaze away from the man.
they spend an entire hour talking about anything and everything. getting to know each other, sharing their tastes in art, even though ryland clearly wasn’t the expert here. he learned that the man was named simon and that he was on vacation to visit his family, otherwise he currently lived in korea. he was a botanist professor and had a passion for art. he actually went to art school for a bit, but found out he preferred art as a hobby.
ryland was completely fascinated. simon not only was incredibly handsome, he was so smart and cultivated. he had something interesting to say for every painting they walked by. for once, ryland wasn’t the one doing the talking, and he actually preferred it that way. the last thing he wanted right now was to make a fool of himself.
after a while, ryland had no choice but to return to his class. he thanked simon for the time they spent together, simon replied it was a pleasure of meeting him. the goodbyes dragged on. at some point, ryland caved in.
"maybe… maybe we could exchange our number." ryland gave him the most casual smile he could muster, even though he was being the opposite of casual right now. "i don’t know for how long you’ll be here but i’m only leaving in five days, so…"
simon looked like he was refraining a smile. he nodded and searched in his bag for a pen and a piece of paper "alright."
-
that was five years ago. now, ryland was sitting in bed grading tests while simon was telling him about his day through the phone.
at first, it was easy. simon kissed him before they parted ways and everything unfolded through texts and calls once ryland returned home. at this point they only knew each other for five days. they agreed to take it slow, to not rush anything.
it lasted a week before simon said he loved him.
everything went so fast, maybe because both of them knew this wouldn’t last long, and so they had to make the most of it. except they were wrong.
ryland half-listened to simon talk, eyes fixed on the wall in front of him. for a very long time, he genuinely thought he could do it. he genuinely thought that seeing simon two times a year would suffice. he pushed through the first year. they called or facetimed almost every night so it made it significantly easier. the second year was already impossibly harder. they still texted each other every day but facetimes and calls were getting rarer. by the third year, ryland could feel it slowly starting to crumble.
he held onto it though. he and simon never talked about it. he didn’t even know if simon felt the same way about their relationship. it was great, really it was, ryland loved him, he loved the way simon made him feel, he loved talking to him, but as much as he tried to convince himself that words were enough, it wasn’t. he needed simon with him. he needed to smell his cologne, needed to feel his arm around him, needed to run his hand through his hair, needed to kiss him. not just a few days a year. all the time.
moving out was a reccurent subject, and it always ended up in a fight, and the discussion always ended on the same conclusion: ryland didn’t want to give up the life he had and simon refused to leave the country he had been teared away from when he was a child. maybe ryland was selfish. simon had a very valid reason for staying in korea; he was sent in the american foster care system when he was a child and never really recovered from being denied his own culture, the country he spent the first nine years of his life in.
ryland, on the other hand? he was just a coward. his life was comfortable and changing habits was scary, but it was nowhere near as justificable. he just loved his job. his loved his kids, he loved going to the diner in the morning to have breakfast, he loved sitting on the same bench in the same park every saturday, he loved getting his food from the same grocery store, he loved walking down the same street every day. he wasn’t ready to give up on his life.
but will he ever be ready? and if one day he is, will it be too late?
OUGHHHHH I NEED THIS
depending on whether you want angst or not this could go two veryyyy different ways
i do think it would be cute if grace eventually mustered up the courage and surprised simon by coming to korea. it would definitely be a very large adjustment for him to make, but i think he would definitely do it for simon. he’d also try to learn korean before moving (and fail miserably) but i think simon would be very endeared by it.
orrrrr the phm plot plays out, grace gets recruited and starts losing contact with simon. even when they do talk, grace can’t really say anything because NDAs and whatnot. simon thinks grace is either cheating or losing interest, so the few times they can call, it usually ends up in a fight. and then one day, grace just…stops responding. his voicemails fill up from simon being increasingly irritated, to confused, to worry, to desperation. i don’t think he’d be particularly interested in the news, so he hears about the hail mary through word of mouth — or more specifically, he hears about is boyfriend on the hail mary through word of mouth. now he has to cope with the fact that not only is grace going to die in space, but he’s under the impression that grace simply felt like he couldn’t tell grace something like that
ngl i usually LOVEEE angst but with this one i think i’ll take the first option 🥺🥺
ryland doing something he thought he wasn’t capable of in every universe…
god i can imagine their relationship just falling apart and ryland is preparing to go to korea anyway. like, it can either save their relationship or destroy to the point of no return, but he’s willing to take this risk. at this point he has nothing to lose, except maybe the love of his life if he doesn’t do something.
he arrives a sunday morning. he’s completely jet-lagged but it doesn’t matter, nothing matters. he already came to korea for their fourth anniversary and stayed at simon’s apartment, so he knows where he lives.
in front of the door, he feels like his heart might beat out of his chest. his hands are shaking as he knocks on the appartment door. he hears some shuffling inside before the door opens. simon is standing there, clearly just out of bed, hair still messy and only wearing sweatpants. he didn’t even have his prosthetic on, which was usually one the first thing he did in the morning.
simon freezes for what feels like an eternity but is probably no more than two seconds.
"ryland? w-what…"
ryland rubbed his neck nervously. he had no idea if this was a good reaction or a bad one. "you… you told me i had to make a decision, so i—"
he was cut off by a strong arm circling his waist and pulling him close. he chuckled, holding simon as strong as he could. simon was totally crushing him but he didn’t care.
it felt so good to know he wasn’t leaving anymore.
YAYAYAY HAPPY ENDINGS!!! 😼
also grace proposes to simon in korean he told me himself btw
and out of the darkness - you you you you you
THE NOOGIE 😭😭😭😭😭 HE NOOGIED HIM 😭😭😭😭

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what if… bloodymary long distance relationship AU…
they met when ryland was playing chaperone during a school trip in germany. they were visiting a museum and ryland had gotten away from the group for a bit as he started getting a bit overwhelmed. there was enough adults to watch over all the kids so he allowed himself this moment of peace. as he was admiring a painting (he had actually zoned out for a while), someone stood next to him. it took ryland a few seconds to notice, turning his head expecting one of the moms who kept trying to flirt with him, but no, it was a man, a stranger. ryland, not knowing what to say, just smiled at him. the man smiled back.
"it’s a beautiful painting. i love the colors." the stranger said, his voice deep and raspy.
"yeah. i like it too." ryland replied, unable to tear his gaze away from the man.
they spend an entire hour talking about anything and everything. getting to know each other, sharing their tastes in art, even though ryland clearly wasn’t the expert here. he learned that the man was named simon and that he was on vacation to visit his family, otherwise he currently lived in korea. he was a botanist professor and had a passion for art. he actually went to art school for a bit, but found out he preferred art as a hobby.
ryland was completely fascinated. simon not only was incredibly handsome, he was so smart and cultivated. he had something interesting to say for every painting they walked by. for once, ryland wasn’t the one doing the talking, and he actually preferred it that way. the last thing he wanted right now was to make a fool of himself.
after a while, ryland had no choice but to return to his class. he thanked simon for the time they spent together, simon replied it was a pleasure of meeting him. the goodbyes dragged on. at some point, ryland caved in.
"maybe… maybe we could exchange our number." ryland gave him the most casual smile he could muster, even though he was being the opposite of casual right now. "i don’t know for how long you’ll be here but i’m only leaving in five days, so…"
simon looked like he was refraining a smile. he nodded and searched in his bag for a pen and a piece of paper "alright."
-
that was five years ago. now, ryland was sitting in bed grading tests while simon was telling him about his day through the phone.
at first, it was easy. simon kissed him before they parted ways and everything unfolded through texts and calls once ryland returned home. at this point they only knew each other for five days. they agreed to take it slow, to not rush anything.
it lasted a week before simon said he loved him.
everything went so fast, maybe because both of them knew this wouldn’t last long, and so they had to make the most of it. except they were wrong.
ryland half-listened to simon talk, eyes fixed on the wall in front of him. for a very long time, he genuinely thought he could do it. he genuinely thought that seeing simon two times a year would suffice. he pushed through the first year. they called or facetimed almost every night so it made it significantly easier. the second year was already impossibly harder. they still texted each other every day but facetimes and calls were getting rarer. by the third year, ryland could feel it slowly starting to crumble.
he held onto it though. he and simon never talked about it. he didn’t even know if simon felt the same way about their relationship. it was great, really it was, ryland loved him, he loved the way simon made him feel, he loved talking to him, but as much as he tried to convince himself that words were enough, it wasn’t. he needed simon with him. he needed to smell his cologne, needed to feel his arm around him, needed to run his hand through his hair, needed to kiss him. not just a few days a year. all the time.
moving out was a reccurent subject, and it always ended up in a fight, and the discussion always ended on the same conclusion: ryland didn’t want to give up the life he had and simon refused to leave the country he had been teared away from when he was a child. maybe ryland was selfish. simon had a very valid reason for staying in korea; he was sent in the american foster care system when he was a child and never really recovered from being denied his own culture, the country he spent the first nine years of his life in.
ryland, on the other hand? he was just a coward. his life was comfortable and changing habits was scary, but it was nowhere near as justificable. he just loved his job. his loved his kids, he loved going to the diner in the morning to have breakfast, he loved sitting on the same bench in the same park every saturday, he loved getting his food from the same grocery store, he loved walking down the same street every day. he wasn’t ready to give up on his life.
but will he ever be ready? and if one day he is, will it be too late?
OUGHHHHH I NEED THIS
depending on whether you want angst or not this could go two veryyyy different ways
i do think it would be cute if grace eventually mustered up the courage and surprised simon by coming to korea. it would definitely be a very large adjustment for him to make, but i think he would definitely do it for simon. he’d also try to learn korean before moving (and fail miserably) but i think simon would be very endeared by it.
orrrrr the phm plot plays out, grace gets recruited and starts losing contact with simon. even when they do talk, grace can’t really say anything because NDAs and whatnot. simon thinks grace is either cheating or losing interest, so the few times they can call, it usually ends up in a fight. and then one day, grace just…stops responding. his voicemails fill up from simon being increasingly irritated, to confused, to worry, to desperation. i don’t think he’d be particularly interested in the news, so he hears about the hail mary through word of mouth — or more specifically, he hears about is boyfriend on the hail mary through word of mouth. now he has to cope with the fact that not only is grace going to die in space, but he’s under the impression that grace simply felt like he couldn’t tell grace something like that
i have less than 24 hours to make a short film for my english final.
i have not started yet.