i’m asking the magic eight ball if my hoes love me and it’s saying “better not tell you now”

my hobbies include thinking and then thinking about thinking

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

Did you guys know that this isn’t your grave and you can get out of this hole? I just found out

There's so much between us that there isn't room for any love.