I dismiss promiscuous misses

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

Due to secret reasons, I will be unable to join

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane (to their dream job in Paris) for Ross fucking Geller

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THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

OH MY G OD