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Whose stupid fucking idea was it to do thi— wait,…

Two hours of my life btw and it’s not even colored </3 (no one asked me to do this)

song: I Really F**ked It Up by girli

OH MY GOD

#!!!!!!#I'M LOSING IT #THIS IS SO PEAK I'M SO HAPPY RN #I'm so fucking normal #oughhh #elevator hitch oc #elevator hitch associate #!!!!!!!!!

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starcatboy

Everyone look at the quilt my grandma made me!! I’ve actually had it for a few years now but I wanted to post it so y’all could admire it!

raz0rw1r3

guy(s) who doesn't know he's plural yet:

yeah i just rlly like stories where someone has another person/personality inside that's a manifestation of their anger and stress. I just relate to it a lot. for no reason. I also like headcanoning characters as systems. for no reason.

mimizzzwacky

I’m gonna be frank with you *switches*

alteredpanel

oh so scary how do you deal with persecutors #torturethemback

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#KGJSKFGAHAJSGAHDHSJ #the way I was literally thinking about them with this audio last night #you read my mind

i am very intrigued by you

I'm a specimen ✨

some-mother-series-fan

oh shit happy international enby day lol

ytumamatambien2001

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

sketchyreject

People who call folks "theyfabs" are annoying as fuck and borderline transphobic

sketchyreject

I was too much of a coward here. Calling people "theyfabs" makes you a transphobe, full stop. It's transphobic and exorsexist as fuck and there's no excuse for it. Especially not "oh but they're weaponizing their agab". "Theyfab" is a slur. By definition. It's a derogatory term made to insult someone based on their identity. Saying "theyfab" makes you no better than the people who call trans women "shemales".

#I'm weirdly angry rn #and I just wanted to rant a little #anyways #back to our regularly scheduled programming

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donotenter-sys

WAS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME.

pkmnearthbraingang

theyre the only guy that fronts to take care of our body so theyre allowed

microwave-bread

Hey chat, I wanted to share this coz like I don’t like it but I also do like it sobs

sagemusicnote

I wonder if the employees could even physically go on strike

like

how to you lead a strike against a paranormal company

atlas-the-batshit-baller

they’d all be thrown into the elevator. Not individual elevators either. It’s like one REALLY big elevator with 100 floors to solve for like the 20 people who strike

Valet Service: Ok the wheel says it’s Part-Timer and Maintenance’s turn next.

PT: But I went two floors ago! Can’t Associate do it? He hasn’t been picked once—

Dissociate: Not here right now.

Receptionist: Oh great he can just skip out and let the other guy in his body do all the work. Glad all of us are doing our fair fucking share.

Accounting: Well there’s not much we can do about that and we let HR off the hook last time because he got paired up with you and he’s still traumatized

Maintenance: I’m just gonna go in and whoever joins me I’ll be waiting. Or you’ll see my corpse. Either one

HR: What level are we even on right now I think we stopped counting at 24

sagemusicnote

i feel like HR is high here

is HR high

atlas-the-batshit-baller

yeah floor 16 had a bunch of weed in it so Security is high as well

sketchyreject

Dissociate stood outside shaking its head at their irresponsibility.

ysollart

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foreverandramen

normalcat au

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ratbrick

OHMYGOD.

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

dirtinthenails

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

swanofmischief

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

radical-sin-deactivated20140212

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

enregize-deactivated20180729

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

arsenalqueened-deactivated20150

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

underneath-corktrees

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

murdock

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

girlyghosty

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

strawberryoverlord

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

offvocalremade

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

aeolus06

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

politenuclearbomb

theres a dead body

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