Stay spooky!

Gonzo what the fuck?

Gonzo interrogating RuPaul over his Wyoming fracking empire

I hate mennnnnnn

he text back yet?

I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

I’ve got some great news

what

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

me and my gang

Wish I could just reblog the video without the caption but whatever

yet, i have the power to delete this comment off of my post if i want to. tumblr is a small glimpse of what being a god might feel like, and i am soaking in as much of it as i can with my pupils

My hopeless romantic says yes but my independent woman says no