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The day some dork ass voice actor narrates one of my posts is the day I will explode and take everyone out with me.

This meat cake of mine is not meant to be perceived by any number of people beyond the single digits.

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Every once in a while I peak back into Tumblr just to observe for a moment.

It's like visiting a zoo.

#i am no longer here #you will not keep me #this cage is not big enough

I want one of those tumblr reading youtubers to do their intro in the middle of thr video instead of the beginning just to fuck with people on auto-play.

Bonus if this post is the last one of the video.

#only dude i know is pmseymour #andy do something stupid idfk

Sometimes I just wanna dropkick the corner of my wall and die instantly.

That pain would be preferable to going to work.

#i am in constant pain

My Hero Academia is an Incredibles AU where Syndrome's plan worked.

#do not argue with me im right

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Why the fuck can't we use the fancy ass built in cursive font that the mobile app has on pc? Why must we be limited to Times New Roman or whatever straight ass font this is?

#could just be me #being fucking dumb #idfk

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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

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Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

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And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

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good

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Man, if the Sikhs are beating the shit out of you, you fucked up 🤣

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The employees were Sikh of your shit

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Me getting up in the morning like

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

This is and always will be my favorite Tumblr post of all time.

Why are random women with nothing on their blog following me?

Fuck off. I'm gay.

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there are people who leave the house without a pair of earplugs. what insanity

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there are people who go outside, who spend an entire day in environments completely out of their control--and these bitches don't bring earplugs? that is not Standard Practice?

what happens if the traffic is too loud? what happens if co-workers are having a nearby conversation? what if the grocery store music exists? what happens if the basic Vibe is just Grotesque? and you go out there, into that vile wilderness, without so much as a pair of goddamn foam earplugs to do battle? you build your own hell brick by loathsome brick

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Those people are far stranger than us. They strut around without care of other's opinions, devoid of the safety of the tiny screen of light.

Ever notice that the funniest offensive jokes come FROM the people the jokes are offending?

Self hatred and comedy go hand in hand.

#Don't boo me I'm right

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Anyone else get extreme bouts of nausea that are borderline er material or should I get that checked out

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Give it half a day at least. If it continues, get checked.

They say Jesus can save you from lust.

But what if I lust after Jesus?

#you cannot stop me #come at me church

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i know what happened to jesus i was there

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How jacked was he?

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poptarts are ravioli

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Lasagna is cake

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Before you post you must undergo the Temple of Trials. There is no way to skip this.

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Toggles noclip to bypass the trials.

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