*applies mascara to my third eye*

mike’s hard chamomile tea

*gets in touch with nature by going out into the bush and doing a bunch of ketamine with a girl with matted hair in a single person tent in 35 degree heat and then going out and dancing to electronic music in the mud instead of going for a walk or something like everyone else*

put in my two weeks notice then i freaked it

gussy

this isn’t a particularly hot new take, but it’s pretty fucked up how women are supposed to “just give him a chance” when a guy she isn’t sexually attracted to is interested in her, meanwhile men will treat women that they find unattractive as essentially worthless! 

nyc be like: we have RATS BABY!!!!!!!!!! We have fucking Rats baby!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Every episode of Eric Andre is what a manic episode feels like.

Is that T-Pain?!?!?