Skeeter

Ellie Carver jumps at everything that has a dick, pretending to be innocent. Like seriously girl, we all see through your act."

Now this sounds interesting. But what type of something. Like something to get him high or a love potion. I knew she wanted a boyfriend but that's just getting desperate.

Don't waste my time like this again.

Frank should be with Ellie. He deserves better than Evie. 

I think you mean assistant divination professor. Unless I missed something and now Sami is trying his charm into Trelawaney. Which would be totally disgusting.

Seriously, those two deserve each other (in a totally kind and sweet way)

I always knew there was something wrong with that one. Probably the bleach of his hair getting into his brain.

Not if I have anything to say about it. I haven't done homework in years and I would like to keep it that way. Homework is such a waste of my good precious time.

But if I had to say something I would say he is into guys as well, no completely straight guy has that hair.

Wow it seems like Evelyn inherited her uncle's fondness for lying. But good try honey, better luck next time.

And BTW it’s Mandarin, though Chinese compasses all the dialects it's quite disrespectful to call it all Chinese. 

He has feelings? That's absolutely... I need a moment, i feel like my whole world was flipped upside down. Like when I discovered Theo was a teacher. 

And you think that is gossip worthy. I mean seriously, that must be the most depressing thing I have ever heard and I have seen Lydia's blotched hair color.

But I think maybe it's the universe balancing itself, between the action his sister and his brother have gotten in their lives, someone needs to be a celibate in the Potter family.