Skarthi_Viking

Teacher: ... And electricity comes from the flow of electrons

Teacher: Why didn't you tell me that I taught your father twenty five years ago?

Watch the news and what do you see?

Donald Trump said something outrageous again

Presidential candidates are crazy

People were killed in another explosion

But hey, at least we’re not talking about pollution

global warming

deforestation

and other global events that are just as thought provoking

Really

We’d rather listen to a racist bigot

than take our impact on this Earth seriously

or maybe we just want to forget

Because ignorance is bliss

knowledge is power

Drumpf is always pissed

And we stare in awe at his tower

If this is true, the near future will not be that of complacence

But one that weighs heavy on our conscience 

Because if this continues

We have already lit the fuse

To cast aside logic at the highest of costs

Life and Earth lost

Would be the death of the human race

Telecaster: A local man robs a McDonald's.

Me: *thought bubble*

Robber: *walks in McDonald's with dollar sign bag*

Give me all of your Mcmoney, or I'm going to go to the bathroom everywhere but the toilet!

Cashier: *stares blankly*

Robber: We're gonna have a Mcproblem!

Manager: *pulls out shotgun, shoots and kills robber*

Teacher: Today we're going over plate tectonics.

Student: You mean that thing about the whole Earth's outside looking like a cracked eggshell...

Teacher: Yes.

Student: that can only be explained by convection currents and magnetic fields, but for some reason no one knows how or why a polar shift occurs...